Why cant we interpret what frogs are saying?

They only speak in Morse-toad!

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Because boys have one extra leg and girls have one extra mouth.

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Hay,I thought you knew horses couldn't speak!

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A. Because Kermit the frog likes sweet and sour pork.

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He bowled long hops !

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Why cant we interpret what frogs are saying?

They only speak in Morse-toad!

What goes dot-dot-croak dot-dash-croak ?

Morse toad !