Why cant we interpret what frogs are saying?

They only speak in Morse-toad!

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What's the difference between organized crime and the government?

Only one of them is organized. Couldn't help but post this. Went to see a former mafia boss today, and that joke was told leading up to him speaking.

What do you call a bird that speaks Spanish?

A Si-gull

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What side dish do frogs like to enjoy with their hamburgers?

French Flies!

What's green and says "hey I'm a frog"?

A talking frog! Stolen from "Friends" still hilarious.

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What goes dot-dot-croak dot-dash-croak ?

Morse toad !

Why cant we interpret what frogs are saying?

They only speak in Morse-toad!