What's the difference between God and an electrician?

A: God doesn't think **he's** an electrician.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a bucket of blended dead baby and a bucket of sand?

I can't gargle sand.

What's the difference between racism and asians?

Racism has many faces.

God Jokes More God Jokes

Who was Michael Jackson?

Son: Dad, is God man or a woman? Dad: His both, son. Son: Dad, is God black or white? Dad: His both, son. Son: Dad, is God good or bad? Dad: His both, son. Son: Dad, is God - Michael Jackson?

What do we say to the god of procrastination?

Not today.

Electrician Jokes More Electrician Jokes

How many trans women does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but first they have to sit in the dark for a year and then get letters from two electricians giving them permission.

Why do electricians make good mediators?

Because they're good at finding common ground.