What's the difference between God and an electrician?

A: God doesn't think **he's** an electrician.

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What's the difference between a tribal tattoo and /r/jokes?

A tribal tattoo makes you laugh.

What's the difference between an erection and Colin Kaepernick?

An erection can make it past the semis, and still stand up if you sing for it.

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Why nuns don't wear bras?

God supports everything.

How many Atheists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to actually do it, the other to film it so fundamentalists won't claim that God did it.

Electrician Jokes More Electrician Jokes

How many Biology undergrads does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but doing it will make them think they're going to be an electrician in the future.

What do electricians get for Christmas?

Shorts!