What's the difference between God and an electrician?

A: God doesn't think **he's** an electrician.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a French Knight and my friend with a genie?

One's a Paladin, and the other's my pal Alladin

What's the difference between my daughter and my driveway?

I don't want to plow my driveway

God Jokes More God Jokes

What do we say to the god of procrastination?

Not today.

What does a Muslim have if they hate their god?

An Allahgy

Electrician Jokes More Electrician Jokes

How many trans women does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but first they have to sit in the dark for a year and then get letters from two electricians giving them permission.

Why did the electrician multiply distance and voltage?

Because he forgot his voltmeter at home.