What's the difference between God and an electrician?

A: God doesn't think **he's** an electrician.

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What's the difference between God and an electrician?

A: God doesn't think **he's** an electrician.

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She was taking god's name in vein.

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Why did the electrician multiply distance and voltage?

Because he forgot his voltmeter at home.

How do you tell the difference between an electrician and an electrical engineer?

Ask them to pronounce the word, "unionized".