What's the difference between my daughter and my driveway?

I don't want to plow my driveway

Previous Random Joke Next

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between a woman and a floppy drive?

A Floppy Drive can only take 3.5" Inches.

Whats the difference between congress and a US mint?

One of them makes sense!

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the reporter only dunk chips in the middle of the dip?

He just wanted the inside scoop.

Why are there only 49 'Black Miss America' contestants?

Because none of them want to be Miss I-da-ho

Driveway Jokes More Driveway Jokes

How do you know if a Chinese man has robbed your house?

Your homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and two hours later, he's still trying to back out of your driveway.

Why couldn't the whistleblower leave his driveway?

Because he was snowed in.

Daughter Jokes More Daughter Jokes

How did a mom figure out her daughter had hit puberty?

She kept wetting the bed.

What did Mr &amp Mrs Rockmelon say to their daughter when she wanted to run off with Johnny Watermelon?

A: But you cantaloupe!

Plow Jokes More Plow Jokes

What's the difference between my daughter and my driveway?

I don't want to plow my driveway

What did the field say to the farmer?

Plow Me!