What's the difference between my daughter and my driveway?

I don't want to plow my driveway

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between woman's breasts and a box of matches?

The matches are made for adults, but kids constantly grab'em and play with them. The situation is quite opposite with breasts.

What's the difference between a battery and a women?

The Battery has a positive side.

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What's one thing a man doesn't want to hear the morning after?

Yes, I'm completely sure.

What's something that Slaves have and rich people want?

Nothing!

Driveway Jokes More Driveway Jokes

What does your mom and your driveway have in common?

They both have a GARBAGE box.

How many black people does it to pave a driveway?

One. You just have to spread him real thin.

Daughter Jokes More Daughter Jokes

What did the melon say to his daughter after she tried to get married?

You cant-elope!

What do you mean the school must be haunted ?

Daughter: Well the principal kept going on about the school spirit.

Plow Jokes More Plow Jokes

Why was the young snowflake so upset?

Because he just watched his mom get plowed.

What did the field say to the farmer?

Plow Me!