What's the difference between my daughter and my driveway?

I don't want to plow my driveway

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a fox and a pig?

About six drinks

What's the difference between a porcupine and a Mercedes Benz?

The porcupine's pricks are on the outside.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Where are you going to keep them ?

Stan: In the bathroom Fred: But what will you do when you want to take a bath Stan: Blindfold them !

What kind of cheese?

Me: "American..." Her: "Want it toasted " Me: "I'll just make it myself."

Driveway Jokes More Driveway Jokes

Who is that walking up my driveway?

Anxiety in 3...2...1... knock, knock *sigh* "WAIT A SECOND!" *mumbles* "I need to find pants."

Why couldn't the whistleblower leave his driveway?

Because he was snowed in.

Daughter Jokes More Daughter Jokes

What does a rock do all day?

Nothing. (this joke was made by daughter when she was 5)

What did Mr &amp Mrs Rockmelon say to their daughter when she wanted to run off with Johnny Watermelon?

A: But you cantaloupe!

Plow Jokes More Plow Jokes

What's the difference between my daughter and my driveway?

I don't want to plow my driveway

What did the field say to the farmer?

Plow Me!