What's the difference between my daughter and my driveway?

I don't want to plow my driveway

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What's the difference between this morning and your daughter?

Boss: I don't know. Guy: I'm not coming in this morning!

What's the difference between a bad coffee in Switzerland and a bad coffee in Italy?

When you drink a bad coffee in Switzerland you say, "Merci!".

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Who wants to hear an awesome knock knock joke?

Okay, you start.

What' chu want fam?

The Vietnamese person replies, "How do you know my name "

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What does Drew Carey have in his driveway?

Cleveland Rocks!

How do you know if a Chinaman robbed your house?

Your homework is done and your computer is upgraded, but two hours later he is still trying to back out of your driveway.

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What is your relationship with the plaintiff?

A: She is my daughter. Judge: Was she your daughter on February 13 1979

What are your intentions with our daughter?

Uh I need someone to sing the girl parts of Grease songs with me

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What's the difference between my daughter and my driveway?

I don't want to plow my driveway

What do your sister and snow have in common?

I plow both.