What's the difference between my daughter and my driveway?

I don't want to plow my driveway

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between oral and rectal thermometers?

The taste.

Whats the difference between love, ture love, and showing off?

spit, sallow, and gargle.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the man put his car in the oven?

Because he wanted a hot rod.

Why did the pro football player from the last-place team drop pieces of hamburger into his soup?

He wanted to know how it felt to take part in a Soup-er Bowl!

Driveway Jokes More Driveway Jokes

How do you know if a Chinese man has robbed your house?

Your homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and two hours later, he's still trying to back out of your driveway.

Why couldn't the whistleblower leave his driveway?

Because he was snowed in.

Daughter Jokes More Daughter Jokes

What did Michael Jackson almost name his daughter?

Nata-LEE-HEE!

What did the viola say to her daughter before crossing the street?

You better C or you'll B

Plow Jokes More Plow Jokes

Why did the snowman leave his wife?

Because she got plowed by another man.

What did the field say to the farmer?

Plow Me!