What's the difference between my daughter and my driveway?

I don't want to plow my driveway

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies?

I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage I do realize this is a sick joke but it still makes me laugh when I hear it. I'm a horrible person

What's the difference between Kung-Fu and Judo?

One is the ancient art of self defense. The other is what you make bagels out of.

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What did the bunny want to do when he grew up?

Join the Hare Force.

What do you call a woman who wants lots of compensation?

Sue.

Driveway Jokes More Driveway Jokes

How do you know if a Korean gang robbed your house?

Because all the rice is gone, and three hours later, they are still trying to back out of your driveway.

What does Drew Carey have in his driveway?

Cleveland Rocks!

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What did the viola say to her daughter before crossing the street?

You better C or you'll B

What's black and married to my daughter?

Nothing because I'm a good parent.

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How do you plug a plow into a car stereo?

Through the ox input.

What did the field say to the farmer?

Plow Me!