What's the difference between my daughter and my driveway?

I don't want to plow my driveway

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between an archeologists convention and a basketball team?

The archeologists convention is a nerdy bunch of diggers.

What's the difference between an introverted physicist and an extroverted physicist?

An extroverted physicist looks at shoes when they're talking to you.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why'd the crazy guy jump out of the hot air balloon's basket?

He wanted to escape from the ballooney bin.

Why didn't the boxer cross the road?

He didn't want to be part of a bad punch line.

Driveway Jokes More Driveway Jokes

What does Drew Carey have in his driveway?

Cleveland Rocks!

How can you tell if Asians have broken into your house?

The dog is gone, the homework is done, and they're still trying to get out of the driveway.

Daughter Jokes More Daughter Jokes

What do you get when you are the daughter of Rodney Dangerfield and Aretha Franklin?

No R-E-S-P-E-C-T.

What does a rock do all day?

Nothing. (this joke was made by daughter when she was 5)

Plow Jokes More Plow Jokes

What do your sister and snow have in common?

I plow both.

Why was the young snowflake so upset?

Because he just watched his mom get plowed.