What's the difference between my daughter and my driveway?

I don't want to plow my driveway

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a Syrian school and a terrorist camp?

I don't know, I'm just flying the drone

What's the difference between a stoner and a Muslim?

When stoners are smoking, they don't explode.

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Where will the 400 pound gorilla sleep?

Wherever it wants to. R.I.P. Harambe

What' chu want fam?

The Vietnamese person replies, "How do you know my name "

Driveway Jokes More Driveway Jokes

Who is that walking up my driveway?

Anxiety in 3...2...1... knock, knock *sigh* "WAIT A SECOND!" *mumbles* "I need to find pants."

When is a car, not a car?

When it turns into a driveway.

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How do you impress a baker when you're taking his daughter on a date?

Bring her flours

What are your intentions with our daughter?

Uh I need someone to sing the girl parts of Grease songs with me

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What kind of disease did the guy get when he skipped the condom and plowed a girl with down's syndrome?

Slow clap

Why did the snowman leave his wife?

Because she got plowed by another man.