What's the difference between my daughter and my driveway?

I don't want to plow my driveway

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Audi drivers and a cactus?

Audi drivers have pricks on the inside

What's the difference between a kid and a cat?

Who has the diploma when you get rid of them.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What did the cake say to the knife?

You want a piece of me !

Who wants gold?

amuse me first...hahaha

Driveway Jokes More Driveway Jokes

Where are the groceries?

ME: Bacon was on sale. WIFE: Oh god, what does that mean *sound of dump truck backing into driveway*

What does your mom and your driveway have in common?

They both have a GARBAGE box.

Daughter Jokes More Daughter Jokes

How did the farmer find his daughter?

He Tractor.

What did the guitar and banjo name their daughter?

Amanda Lynn

Plow Jokes More Plow Jokes

Why did the snowman leave his wife?

Because she got plowed by another man.

What do your sister and snow have in common?

I plow both.