What's something that Slaves have and rich people want?

Nothing!

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What does a radical, democrat and republican have in common?

They both want to make money off of other people's work!

What did Picard say when Riker asked him what kind of Chinese food he wanted?

Make it Tso's Number One."

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How do you know Tiger Woods is one of the richest people in the world?

He plays golf.

What do rich people and bad flossers have in common?

Deep pockets.

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Why did the toilet want to start a rebellion?

Because he was a slave to the cistern!

Why do people hit things (ex. TV, computer, etc.) when they don't work?

Well, it worked with the slaves.