How do you know Tiger Woods is one of the richest people in the world?

He plays golf.

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How many feminists does to take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only one. She stands with the bulb and the world revolves around her.

Why are topologists on a world of their own?

They think on a whole different dimension.

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How'd family dinner go?

ME: Huge mess to clean. F: It's spotless! M: *sprays luminol* You'd never know they were even here.

How many republicans does it take to fix a problem?

No one knows. It's never happened.

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What do German kids play on the playground?

Guten tag!

What animal is best at playing hide and seek?

The airplane.

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Why did Tiger Woods stop designing golf courses?

He couldn't keep it down to 18 holes.

Why did Tiger Woods bring three socks instead of two?

In case he got a hole in one.

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How do you know you're golfing with a politician?

When they get a hole-in-one they write down *zero* on the scorecard.

Why do women only use putters while playing golf?

Because women can't drive.

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How do you know Tiger Woods is one of the richest people in the world?

He plays golf.

Why are rich people so concerned with etiquette?

Because they have a lot of manors.