What do you love most my natural beauty or my body?

Wife: Your sense of humor.

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What's dad's best one-liner?

My wife."

Why did the chicken cross my wife?

Because I ran her over in the street.

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What do you call corn with a sense of humor?

Laughing stalk

What's the difference between humor and odor?

Humor is a shift of wit...

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How do you know if someone truly loves fast food?

It has a special place in their hearts

What do Scrooge McDuck and dragons have in common?

They love to swim in gold coins.

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Why does Skeleton Soup taste so poor?

It lacks body

Why didn't the skeleton like to dance?

Because he had no body to dance with!

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Why is Joey Tribbiani a presenter on Top Gear?

It makes no sense, he's not a good driver, he and all his friends are always stuck in second gear

What do you call cows that have a sense of humor?

Laughing stock.