What do you love most my natural beauty or my body?

Wife: Your sense of humor.

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What's the difference between your job and your wife?

Nobody does your job for you when you're out

What do you call a person whose wife was the Queen, daughter is a Princess and his boss is the Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.

Humor Jokes More Humor Jokes

What do you call cows that don't have a sense of humor?

Feminists.

What form of humor do Dentists find most offensive?

Plaqueface

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What's love?

Me: Well, all the women text you except the one you like. And it hurts, so we drink. Sister: Get away from him!

What did the painter say to her boyfriend?

I love you with all my art!"

Body Jokes More Body Jokes

Why didn't the skeleton go to homecoming?

because he had no body to go with

Why do Chihuahuas have such short necks?

Because their heads are so close to their bodies!

Sense Jokes More Sense Jokes

What do you call a deer without eyes?

No-eye deer! Note: we are from Hicksville, USA. This may not make sense without the Midwestern accent.

What type of sense of humor does a dust storm have?

A very dry sense of humor