What do you love most my natural beauty or my body?

Wife: Your sense of humor.

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How many fish did it take to consume my wife?

None. There are no fish under my new gazebo

What is the difference between the deflate gate controversy and my wife?

Only one shows an interest in the balls.

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Who wins in a fight: Goku or Superman?

Wrong, Batman always wins.   Yes, I do have the sense of humor of a 5 year old.

What do you call cows that don't have a sense of humor?

Feminists.

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Why do Russians love Pho so much?

Because they're so...viet.

Why do Rednecks love cheeseburgers?

Because they are in bread.

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Why was the skeleton alone at prom?

Because he had no body to go with!

What's the difference between a good friend and a really good friend?

A good friend will help you move house A really good friend will help you move a body!

Sense Jokes More Sense Jokes

What's an actuary?

An accountant without the sense of humour.

Why couldn't the dolphin choose a career?

She had no sense of porpoise.