Why was the skeleton alone at prom?

Because he had no body to go with!

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Why do skeletons have so many kids?

Because all they can do is bone.

Why is the ulna the second funniest bone in our skeleton?

It's near-humerus.

Body Jokes More Body Jokes

Why did the hotel manager refuse to rent his rooms out to people?

He needed places to hide the bodies.

Why does our body absorb Strontium?

To make our bones stronger

Prom Jokes More Prom Jokes

How many retweets to let me take your sister to prom?

A student walks up to his friend a week before prom and asks, "Hey, how many Twitter retweets do i have to get to take your sister to prom?" His friend says, "Dude, she was abducted! She's been missing 3 weeks, you know this!" The student says, "So you're saying if i find her, i can take her?"

What's a down syndrome's kids favorite thing to do at prom?

Slow Dancing.