Why was the skeleton alone at prom?

Because he had no body to go with!

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Why didn't the skeleton go for prom?

Because it had nobody.

Why couldn't the skeleton add 1 + 1?

Because he doesn't have a brain

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Why didn't the ghost go to the dance?

He had no body to dance with

Why did the skull not want to go to prom, but still did?

He didn't have any *body* to go with But he still really wanted to bone.

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Why didn't the skeleton go for prom?

Because it had nobody.

Who did Frankenstein take to the prom?

A: His ghoul friend.