Why was the skeleton alone at prom?

Because he had no body to go with!

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Skeleton Jokes More Skeleton Jokes

Why didn't the skeleton make a good lawyer?

All his work was pro bono.

How did skeletons send each other letters in the days of the Wild West?

By Bony Express.

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Which part of the body goes to heaven first?

A Kid replied: The legs... Because everynight I see my mum's legs up high and screaming "OH GOD! I'M COMING!! XD

What is the name of the guy with no body and no nose?

Nobody knows.

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Why did the skeleton go alone to prom?

Because he had to go with.

Why didn't Ronda go to Prom?

she got Holm schooled told me to go here .