Why was the skeleton alone at prom?

Because he had no body to go with!

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What instrument do skeletons play?

A trombone!

Why didn't the skeleton ask out the Zombie to go to the Halloween party?

He didn't have the guts

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Who left these bodies here?

Get them back inside the camp!"

What's the difference between a racist person and a racist skeleton?

They both are insulting, but the skeleton doesn't have any body to share racist jokes with!

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Why didn't Ronda go to Prom?

she got Holm schooled told me to go here .

Why do the proms stop after high school?

Just because I'm an adult now doesn't mean I don't still need to grind on people to Lil' Jon songs.