Why did the cab driver get a divorce?

Because he had a fare.

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Why did Marie from Everybody Loves Raymond never get a divorce?

She didn't want an ex Ray Edit: I meant debra

Why did the Amish woman divorce her husband?

Because he was driving her buggy.

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What did the cab driver say when the black man got into his cab?

Where to sir?

What do you call a cab driver who lost his brakes?

A screwdriver

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Whats a cab drivers favorite song?

Livin' on a fare!

Why did the cab driver get a divorce?

Because he had a fare.