Why did the cab driver get a divorce?

Because he had a fare.

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What's the difference between a divorce and a tornado in the south?

Nothing. Either way someone is going to lose a trailer

What's the difference between a tornado and a divorce in the South?

Nothing, someone's losing the trailer. -Robin Williams

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Why was the cab driver contemplating his life?

Because he had nothing to chauffeur.

Why did the cab driver did not get time for his family?

Because he was Uber busy.

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Whats a cab drivers favorite song?

Livin' on a fare!

Why did the cab driver get a divorce?

Because he had a fare.