Where to sir?
You can't buy happiness!
A Kit-Kat.
Sir. Groan worthy penguin jokes(https://allwrong.wordpress.com/2007/10/05/penguin-riddles/)
Headmaster: I've had complaints about you, Johnny, from all your teachers. What have you been doing? Johnny: Nothing, sir. Headmaster: Exactly.
Because he had nothing to chauffeur.
A screwdriver
A cab.