What vegetable was on the badge in the cab?

A CABBAGE!

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Why do neurologists think they're God?

Because they can turn any animal into a vegetable!

What do you get when you chop up a fruit and mix it with vegetables?

I don't know but it was hard as hell stealing thier wheelchairs with pieces of Richard Simmons tripping me up.

Cabbage Jokes More Cabbage Jokes

What's green and invisible?

This cabbage

What does the cabbage merchant use to fix his cabbages?

A cabbage patch! - Sokka

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What did the cab driver say when the black man got into his cab?

Where to sir?

What do you call a Snorlax that wants to win a race?

A cab.

Badge Jokes More Badge Jokes

What vegetable was on the badge in the cab?

A CABBAGE!

How long did you spend on your cosplay?

Me: Seven months A: *Hands me a badge marked "Casual"*