What vegetable was on the badge in the cab?

A CABBAGE!

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What did the carrot say when the last vegetable arrived at the party?

TURNIP

What's the hardest part of washing a vegetable?

putting them back in the wheelchair

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What is Cole's law?

Thinly sliced cabbage with mayonnaise

What do you call two rows of cabbages ?

A dual cabbageway !

Cab Jokes More Cab Jokes

What do you call a Snorlax that wants to win a race?

A cab.

What vegetable was on the badge in the cab?

A CABBAGE!

Badge Jokes More Badge Jokes

How long did you spend on your cosplay?

Me: Seven months A: *Hands me a badge marked "Casual"*

Why did Micheal Jackson want to be a camp counselor?

He would give Merit Badges for pitching a tent.