What do you call a Snorlax that wants to win a race?

A cab.

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Who is Bobby Long?

and why do all these reggae artists keep talking about wanting to burn him.

What do you want?

The beam replies: "Oh, just give me a moment."

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What do Leonardo Dicaprio Babe Ruth have in common?

They both won when neither of them were competing against black people!

What would you do if i won the lottery?

Wife: I'd take half and leave. Husband: Well here's $6 and you can start packing anytime now.

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Why can't mites race in NASCAR?

Because mites make rights, not lefts.

Why should you never bet on Germany at the Olympics?

They have the worst track record for finishing a race.

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What vegetable was on the badge in the cab?

A CABBAGE!

What do you call a Snorlax that wants to win a race?

A cab.