What do you call a Snorlax that wants to win a race?

A cab.

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Who wants to hear a Star Wars Spoiler?

Darth Vader is Luke's dad.

Why did a scientist disconnect his doorbell?

because he wanted to win the No-bell prize!! Sorry, I ll walk out

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Whats better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics?

Not being retarded.

How do you congratulate the guy who won the best tie contest?

You tell him... "that's definitely a win sir". Or if he did ok you can say you half win sir i suppose. :/

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What do you call a cat who takes a shortcut in a race?

A Cheetah.

Why did Michael Jackson always lose in a race?

Because he always came in a lil behind.

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What vegetable was on the badge in the cab?

A CABBAGE!

What did the cab driver say when the black man got into his cab?

Where to sir?