What do you call a Snorlax that wants to win a race?

A cab.

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Which one do you want?

I said I'd take either/oar.

What department do you not want to end up at in a corporation run by cannibals?

Human Resources.

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Who would win?

everyone

What do you call the amount of time it takes to win an argument with a lawyer?

An attornity.

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What's the worst news for a NASCAR driver before a race?

The track is alright."

How do you get whole race to hate you?

Blow up the finish line. (I figured 2 years was long enough)

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What did the cab driver say when the black man got into his cab?

Where to sir?

What do you call a Snorlax that wants to win a race?

A cab.