How do you confuse a blonde?

Paint yourself green and throw forks at them.

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What do you call a woman who throws letters in the fire?

Bernadette

How did they break in?

Me: I have a fake garden rock w/a key inside. Police: They found it Me: They threw it through the window.

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How do you confuse a Republican?

Wrap an unarmed black man in the American Flag

What do confused owls say?

Too-whit-to-why

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Why do elephants paint their toenails red?

So they can hide in strawberry patches.

What's a Jamaican's favorite brand of paint?

Benjammin Moore mon

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What's your favorite movie?

DATE: Girl Interupt- ME: *drops fork* What is it DATE: Girl Interu- ME: *burps* Sorry. Go on. DATE: Fargo

Why did the naughty child not get electrocuted when he stuck a fork in the socket?

Because he was grounded! (I'll see myself out)