How do you confuse a blonde?

Paint yourself green and throw forks at them.

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Why did little Johnny fall off the swing?

he didn't have arms. Why did little Sarah fall off her bike Someone threw a fridge at her.

What did Pat Benatar say to the kid throwing cereal at her?

Stop using Chex as a weapon!

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Why do blonde's get confused in the ladies room?

A: They have to pull their own pants down.

Why does Harambe confuse bartenders?

All he wants is Just Ice

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Why did the remorseful child-molester paint his toe-nails?

He thought it would be a pedicure. sorry.

Why did the painting go to jail?

It was framed.

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How do cannibals pick up women?

With a fork

How do you conufuse a blond?

Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.