How do you confuse a blonde?

Paint yourself green and throw forks at them.

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What do you throw to a drowning banjo player?

His mandolin.

Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.

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How do you confuse a straight person?

LGBTQ+

How do you confuse Pareto?

Tell him you belong to "the" 20%.

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What the Girlfriend, the Mistress and the Wife say Girlfriend: Are you done already?

Mistress: Are you done yet Wife: Beige... I think I'll paint the ceiling beige...

What have men and spray paint in common?

One squeeze and they're all over you.

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What did Obe Wan say to Skywalker when he was teaching him table manners?

Use the forks Luke.

How do cannibals pick up women?

With a fork