How do you confuse a blonde?

Paint yourself green and throw forks at them.

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What do you do if a blonde person throws a grenade at you?

Pull the pin and throw it back.

Why did the worker get fired from the hp computer factory?

He threw out all the computers with "dy" on them.

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How do you confuse an asian?

Put a steering wheel in front of them

How do you confuse Pareto?

Tell him you belong to "the" 20%.

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What happens when you stick your hand into a jar of jelly beans?

The black ones steal your watch and the yellow ones paint your nails.

How do you prevent a canoe from tipping?

Paint it black.

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What did Obe Wan say to Skywalker when he was teaching him table manners?

Use the forks Luke.

What did Obi-wan say to Luke at the Chinese restaurant?

Use the fork, Luke.