How do you confuse a blonde?

Paint yourself green and throw forks at them.

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Why did the washing machine stop?

Somebody threw the towel in.

What happens when you throw a piano down a mine shaft?

A flat miner.

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How do you confuse a blonde?

Paint yourself green and throw forks at them.

Why was the Egyptian kid confused?

Because his daddy was a mummy

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Why was the monkey attracted to the paint?

Cuz it was yellow and appealing! Sorry if this is bad. Seen too many of the same jokes here and I wanted to add an original joke.

What do you get if you cross a retard and a graffiti artist?

Someone who spray paints on a chain link fence.

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What weighs 15,000 pounds and combs her red hair with a fork?

Princess Arielephant

Why did the blind man use chopsticks?

Because he couldn't see the point in forks.