How do you confuse a blonde?

Paint yourself green and throw forks at them.

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Why did the blond get fired from the boomerang factory?

She threw away all the bent ones. Why did she get re-hired They all came back.

What is it called when you throw a tin can into a recycling bin?

A recycling TIN!

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What do you call a guy from China who is confused?

Disoriented.

What do you call someone who confuses Emma Stone and Mila Kunis in a movie?

A bad judge of character.

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How do you hide a elephant in a cherry tree?

Paint it's balls red. Howed Tarzan die Picking cherries.

What do you call a green man sitting on my porch?

My n*gger and I'll paint him whatever color I want.

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How do you confuse a blonde?

Paint yourself green and throw forks at them.

What four letter word starts with F ends in K and if you can't get it you have to use your hands or fingers...?

A fork