Paint yourself green and throw forks at them.
America: "We threw it in the Harbor!"
She got hit by a bus. Sequel: Why did the little girl's sister drop her ice cream Someone threw a fridge at her.
Disoriented.
Put a steering wheel in front of them
What makes the loudest noise in the jungle?
So it could hide in the strawberry patch.... Have you ever seen an elephant in a strawberry patch? No? See, it worked!
A fork