What happens when you throw a piano down a mine shaft?

A flat miner.

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What happens when you put Nutella on salmon?

You get salmonella

What happens when you combine alcohol and literature?

Tequila Mockingbird

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What do you call it when you tie a brick to a jar of Miracle Whip and throw it into the ocean?

Sink-o de Mayo"

What do you get if you inject a baby goat with chimpanzee DNA?

Thrown out of the petting zoo.