What happens when you throw a piano down a mine shaft?

A flat miner.

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What happened to the fireman who let the house burn?

He got fired.

What happens when you die?

Me: You go to heaven. 4: No, I mean when you die, do I get your stuff

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How do you conufuse a blond?

Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

What do organic mathematicians throw into their fireplaces?

Natural logs.