What happens when you throw a piano down a mine shaft?

A flat miner.

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What happens when you violate Reddit's rules?

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What happens when a Pokemon goes through puberty?

It's bells sprout.

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Why did the judge throw out Bram Stoker's lawsuit?

His accusations weren't backed up by vampirical evidence

What does Dr. Oz do when you throw scientific evidence at his head?

Ducks like a quack.