What happens when you throw a piano down a mine shaft?

A flat miner.

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What happens when Bosnian terrorists start attacking municipal government buildings?

It Herzegovina

What happens when you find bones on the moon?

The cow didn't make it.

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What should you do with a burning Kotex?

Throw it on the ground and tamp on it.

How can you tell a bagpiper with perfect pitch?

A. He can throw a set into the middle of a pond and not hit any of the ducks.