What did Hannibal Lector have for breakfast?

Kevin Bacon. ... And Jon Hamm. I'll show myself out.

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Why do French people only ever have one egg for breakfast?

Because one egg is

What did the abortionist have for breakfast?

Scrambled eggs =p

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What did Hannibal Lector have for breakfast?

Kevin Bacon. ... And Jon Hamm. I'll show myself out.

Why does Kevin Bacon not get more leading roles in Hollywood?

Because it's not kosher. http://36.media.tumblr.com/cb0ad7dd38767e0fc2363665afdb5cdd/tumblrinlinentae7hsEL21tw80r81280.jpg