What do whales do on dates?

Netflix and Krill

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What do whales do on dates?

Netflix and Krill

Why did the whale have to go see his doctor?

His diet was krill-in him.

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What did Dr Dre say to his wife during Netflix and chill?

Hope you're ready for the next episode

What are your desires?

Me: My desires are..imagines having a talking Pug named Maurice that I watch Netflix with...Unconventional.

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Why should you date a Greek woman?

They don't like pulling out.

How many trains have you derailed to date?

I replied "It's hard to keep track."

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What is a whales favorite pasttime?

Netflix and krill.

What do whales do on dates?

Netflix and Krill