What do whales do on dates?

Netflix and Krill

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What's the moral of the story about Jonah and the whale ?

You can't keep a good man down !

How does Geppetto exact his revenge on Monstro the Whale?

Marry a net maker

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What did Mr. Freeze do with his wife on their first date?

Netflix and chill.

What's the best thing to do when your tinder date never shows?

Netflix and Jill

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What's it called when a super model wants to date an accountant?

Wishful thinking. Obviously

What's the difference between fishing and dating?

In one you don't want to jerk the hook, but in the other you don't want to hook the jerk.

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What did the fisherman do on his date?

Netfish and krill

What is a whales favorite pasttime?

Netflix and krill.