What do whales do on dates?

Netflix and Krill

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What's the moral of the story about Jonah and the whale ?

You can't keep a good man down !

Why was there a whale in Wales in a well?

We're not sure, its a deep subject....

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What did Mr. Freeze do with his wife on their first date?

Netflix and chill.

What did Dr Dre say to his wife during Netflix and chill?

Hope you're ready for the next episode

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How many children do I want to have?

Kind of a weird question for a first date, but umm I guess enough to finish the temple

Why couldn't the woman date a German man?

Because she was Klaustrophobic!

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What do whales do on dates?

Netflix and Krill

What did the fisherman do when he really liked a woman?

He invited her over to net fish and krill.