What do whales do on dates?

Netflix and Krill

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Why was there a whale in Wales in a well?

We're not sure, its a deep subject....

Where do they weigh whales?

At the whale weigh station of course.

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What did Dr Dre say to his wife during Netflix and chill?

Hope you're ready for the next episode

Why couldn't Mario ever watch Netflix with Peach?

Because the princess was always on another Castle.

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Whats the difference between me and a calendar?

A calendar has dates.

What do your internal organs call their dating life?

Their homie-hoe-status

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What did the fisherman do when he really liked a woman?

He invited her over to net fish and krill.

What is a whales favorite pasttime?

Netflix and krill.