What are your desires?

Me: My desires are..imagines having a talking Pug named Maurice that I watch Netflix with...Unconventional.

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Why are you always pushing me around and talking behind my back?

I said, "well, you are in a wheelchair".

What do you say to someone who talked about you behind your back?

You discussed me.

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What kind of TV show do felines watch?

Catoons

Who'd win if Batman fought Santa?

Before u say Batman, just remember who's watching you answer.

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What do Netflix and diarrhea have in common?

Both stream instantly.

Why couldn't Mario ever watch Netflix with Peach?

Because the princess was always on another Castle.

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What do you get if you cross a Boxer and a Pug?

A pugilist!

What are your desires?

Me: My desires are..imagines having a talking Pug named Maurice that I watch Netflix with...Unconventional.

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What are your desires?

Me: My desires are..imagines having a talking Pug named Maurice that I watch Netflix with...Unconventional.

What is that the more you desire, the less you can get?

Beautiful girls.

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What are your desires?

Me: My desires are..imagines having a talking Pug named Maurice that I watch Netflix with...Unconventional.

Why do you want to be Jedi?

Imagines using 'the force' to steal everyone's cats and building a cat army To keep the peace