What are your desires?

Me: My desires are..imagines having a talking Pug named Maurice that I watch Netflix with...Unconventional.

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How does a pirate reenact Travis Bickle's speech?

Are you talking to me?

Why do mathematicians love talking about Jesus?

Because he's a cross product.

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How many Mafia hitmen does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: Three. One to screw it in one to watch and one to shoot the witness.

What's 72?

What's 72? 69 with 3 people watching!

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Why were they called the dark ages?

Because there were so many knights! Credit: watching Mr. D on Netflix

What did Dr Dre say to his wife during Netflix and chill?

Hope you're ready for the next episode

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What are your desires?

Me: My desires are..imagines having a talking Pug named Maurice that I watch Netflix with...Unconventional.

What do you get if you cross a Boxer and a Pug?

A pugilist!

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What is that the more you desire, the less you can get?

Beautiful girls.

What are your desires?

Me: My desires are..imagines having a talking Pug named Maurice that I watch Netflix with...Unconventional.

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What are your desires?

Me: My desires are..imagines having a talking Pug named Maurice that I watch Netflix with...Unconventional.

Why do you want to be Jedi?

Imagines using 'the force' to steal everyone's cats and building a cat army To keep the peace