Why do you want to be Jedi?

Imagines using 'the force' to steal everyone's cats and building a cat army To keep the peace

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What did the deer say when the sportsman asked if he wanted to go hunting?

I'm game.

Why did the book join the police?

He wanted to work undercover.

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Who does a Jedi call when he forgets his keys?

A LockSith.

What do you call a flying Jedi?

A skywalker. (I'm really sorry)

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Why did Microsoft name their new web browser "Edge"?

Because people familiar with the U2 guitarist of the same name are already used to long delays.

Why did the atheist go to church?

To use the Pokestop.

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Why is it quicker to build a snowman than a snowwoman?

It takes too long to hollow out her head. (I got this one from my uncle)

How did Bruce and Alfred build the Batcave all by themselves?

The Lord: I meant any questions about the mysteries of existence

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Which is Better, a Cat or a Dog House?

A dog house, because a cat house has no woof!

What did Edgar Allen Poe name his cat?

Poepurry

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When did this happen ?

a) I don't know he also stole my watch.

Who else would've stolen it?

You think a burglar broke in and was like "Cute top!"

Peace Jokes More Peace Jokes

Why is Islam called the religion of peace?

After you leave the religion, you rest in peace.

Why can't there be peace in the Middle East?

It IS what it IS.

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Why couldn't Frodo drop the Ring into Mt. Doom?

Force of Hobbit.

Why does Luke Skywalker never have trouble getting laid?

Because he always uses the force.

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What are your desires?

Me: My desires are..imagines having a talking Pug named Maurice that I watch Netflix with...Unconventional.

Why do you want to be Jedi?

Imagines using 'the force' to steal everyone's cats and building a cat army To keep the peace