Imagines using 'the force' to steal everyone's cats and building a cat army To keep the peace
Is this the man I want my kids to spend every second weekend with?
He wanted to have webbed feet.
Tattooine.
The Adobe-Wan Kenobi Reader
To keep their hats pointed.
STARbucks.
A "Build your own Jesus" kit.
Juan nail at a time.
Douse it in gasoline and set it alight.
It's smoking a cigarette.
2) Do you have a girlfriend 1) Why are you stealing from our refrigerator
Because there is nothing to steal there
They all want either pees, peace or peas in the middle east.
A. Put the remote control between his toes.
May the force be with you just like every other day because they have no concept of our Gregorian calendar.
Me: My desires are..imagines having a talking Pug named Maurice that I watch Netflix with...Unconventional.
