Imagines using 'the force' to steal everyone's cats and building a cat army To keep the peace
A: They both want to know where the hell those Tomahawks are coming from !
Niantic: "147 Pokemon You want to have 145 Pokemon ! What are you going to do with 142 Pokemon !"
With a Hoth IRA. I'll see myself out.
May the force be with you just like every other day because they have no concept of our Gregorian calendar.
BLEEE-AAAACH!
Use a homophone.
Tijuana build a snowman
A "Build your own Jesus" kit.
An animal that puts you out a night !
A: A first-aid kit!
You can steal a car but you can't drive it.
What if I run a truck along your back Steal your toy Throw a ball Spit food at you - My toddler, wooing the dog
They all want either pees, peace or peas in the middle east.
Peace and carrots... Thought this up at work today. I'm sure it's been done before but it made me chuckle...
Indentured servitude.
The hospital ran all out of patience
Me: My desires are..imagines having a talking Pug named Maurice that I watch Netflix with...Unconventional.
