When did this happen ?

a) I don't know he also stole my watch.

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What happens next?

The broom gets sweepy.

What happened to the horse that ate a duracell battery?

He went on furlong-er.

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How do you tell the time in Antarctica?

A:I don't know,Alaska guy and tell you

Why should you never stand behind Elsa from Frozen?

You never know when she'll Let it Go.

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Why did Jon snow wait outside he Apple Store for 3 days?

For the watch

How did the executioner learn about knots?

By watching the noose.

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Whats The difference between Stealing Cookies from a Jar and Child Molesting?

Ive only ever been caught stealing cookies.

What do you call a Mexican that had his car stolen?

Carloss