When did this happen ?

a) I don't know he also stole my watch.

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What happens to eskimos who sit on the ice too long?

Polaroids! I'm so bored...

What happens when you zip up a lion?

It rars

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What does God call his nose?

God knows.

How do you know Jesus loves Japanese food?

Because he said he loves miso.

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How many members of Coldplay does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one, but he'd have to watch Radiohead do it first.

How do you make beef stew?

Tell a cow they're being watched.

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What's the difference between a robber and a politician?

Politicians run BEFORE they steal your money.

Why do they call the day after Thanksgiving "Black Friday"?

Because everything is a steal.