When did this happen ?

a) I don't know he also stole my watch.

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What happens when almonds die?

Diamond

What happens when everyone in the country takes a pee at the same time?

What happens when everyone in the country takes a pee at the same time? Urine-nation!

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Why do mathematicians have a hard time moving on in relationships?

Because they're always trying to find the x. They don't know y, either.

How do you know if someone's a vegan?

When you ask them "Are you a vegan?" and they say "Yes".

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Why are Sharks the only species that get their own week?

I'd totally watch hermit crab week if they had one.

What do vegetables watch when they're feeling frisky?

Cornography

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How do you get milk from a witch's cat?

Steal her saucer.

What do you get when you chop up a fruit and mix it with vegetables?

I don't know but it was hard as hell stealing thier wheelchairs with pieces of Richard Simmons tripping me up.