When did this happen ?

a) I don't know he also stole my watch.

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What happened when Helium told a joke?

There was no reaction

What happened when two hydrogen atoms collided?

The doctor had to heal-ium.

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What's with Jane ?

It doesn't look good" "Yeah, I know, I'm asking about her health"

How do you know that Hogwarts is feminist friendly?

The entrance is a dumbledore.

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What did the horse say to whinnie the pooh while watching his t.v. show?

I wish I could hear you whinnie.

What is the last thing a redneck says before he dies?

ya'll watch this!

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Whats The difference between Stealing Cookies from a Jar and Child Molesting?

Ive only ever been caught stealing cookies.

What do you call a robotic transforming Malaysian airliner?

If it's evil, a Deceptigone. If not, an Autobottomoftheocean Shamelessly stolen from