When did this happen ?

a) I don't know he also stole my watch.

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When using the equation Y=1-T to understand how citizens react to changes in taxation...what happens when T&gt1?

Alot of T gets dumped in a harbor

What happens when you cross a mountain climber with a mosquito?

Nothing, you can't cross a vector with a scaler.

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How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know... I broke the lightbulb after I threw the first one.

What do you call a folder on FBI's servers that contains all the intel on known child molesters?

A Pedo File.

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How many Iraqis does it take to launch a Scud missile?

Two. One to launch it one to watch CNN to find out where it landed.

What do you call someone who only watches Horror Anime?

A Ouijaboo.

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What do you get when you cross a black and a mexican?

Someone who's too lazy to steal.

Why did the Arabic man ask for her hand in marriage?

Because she stole his heart