When did this happen ?

a) I don't know he also stole my watch.

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What happens when 2 meets 3 at Times Square?

36

What happens when your scrotum touches the edge of the toilet bowl?

Ebowla.

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How will I know when I'm an adult?

and I said, ' When you hear your favorite Justin Bieber song playing in an elevator'

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?

Need to know ASAP.

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How to find out who loves you more - your dog or your wife?

Easy. Lock them both in a trunk and watch who will be happier to see you after you open it in 15 minutes.

What did the horse say to whinnie the pooh while watching his t.v. show?

I wish I could hear you whinnie.

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How does a coat steal something?

They jacket

What do you call a guy that hates Christmas and steals the woman you love?

Ebenezer Scrooge-yagirl