When did this happen ?

a) I don't know he also stole my watch.

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What happened to wendy on her way to neverland?

She peed her pants (read out loud)

What happens to Eminem when he dies?

I accidentally this joke the other day. Do you think it has potential?

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Why's everyone so afraid of clowns?

Well.. You know what they say about big feet.

What is the deadliest bear?

Seriously... I don't know the punchline to this, help me out.

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What is a 72?

A 69 with 3 people watching.

Why couldn't the kid get in to see the pirate movie?

It was rated PG-13, and he was only 11. Plus, he had no money, and his mother didn't want him watching movies like that.

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Why are ghosts banned from the liquor store?

They would steal all the boos.

What happened to the Polish National Library?

A: Someone stole the book.