What did Pink Panther say when he stepped on Ant?

Nothing, Pink Panther doesn't talk!

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What did the cocaine addict say to his drug of choice?

I'm kinda busy, I won't be able to stay any longer, smell ya later" PS: the addict died that day from severe delusions that his coke was talking blanket, lot of coke....

Why didn't you talk to me about renting a bouncy house?

me stops jumping: You would have said no

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Why was the stair frustrated and angry?

It was tired of being stepped on by everyone!

What steps should you take if you see a dangerous animal on your travels?

Very large ones.

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What was the aardvark's favorite Lady Gaga song?

Just Ants. Credit: My friend, the PUNisher.

How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?

Ten-ants

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What did the pink panther have all over his house after he fumigated for insects?

dead ants... dead ants... dead ants, dead ants, dead ants, dead ants, dead aaaaantsss

What does the Pink Panther say when he steps on an ant?

Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant dead ant dead ant dead ant dead annnnnntttttttt Courtesy of my little cousin.