What did Pink Panther say when he stepped on Ant?

Nothing, Pink Panther doesn't talk!

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What do you call a bug that can't talk?

A hoarse fly.

How do pigs talk?

Swine language

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When he's got ants in his pants!

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Because he ate his ant for dinner!

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What did Pink Panther say when he stepped on an ant?

Dead Ant, Dead Ant....Dead Ant, Dead Ant, Dead Ant...

What did the pink panther say as he skipped down the sidewalk?

Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant dead ant dead ant dead annnnnt, deaaad ant.