What did Pink Panther say when he stepped on Ant?

Nothing, Pink Panther doesn't talk!

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What are you talking about?

I got my hair straightened out."

What am I a pillow now?

Her: Yep, and pillows don't talk. I think we're bonding.

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How do I get to 280?

A man steps out of line and replies "I guess diet and exercise didn't work!"

What do you call a movie about dancing robots?

Step up: transformers :v

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Why won't you loan a neighbor a cup of sugar?

sigh "You're a pile of ants wearing a bathrobe." bathrobe sags dejectedly

What's worse than ants in your pants?

Uncles

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What did the pink panther say as he skipped down the sidewalk?

Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant dead ant dead ant dead annnnnt, deaaad ant.

What did the Pink Panther say as he stepped on a bug?

Dead Ant, Dead Ant Dead Ant Dead Ant Dead Ant Dead Ant, Dead AaaaaaaaaaAAAaaannt