What did Pink Panther say when he stepped on Ant?

Nothing, Pink Panther doesn't talk!

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Because he's a cross product.

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It stares.

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What did the ant say when he walked into the insurance office?

Insure ants?

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What did Pink Panther say when he stepped on Ant?

Nothing, Pink Panther doesn't talk!

What did the Pink Panther say when he stepped on an ant?

Dead ant. Dead ant. Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead annnnnnnnttt.