What steps should you take if you see a dangerous animal on your travels?

Very large ones.

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What did the Pink Panther say as he stepped on a bug?

Dead Ant, Dead Ant Dead Ant Dead Ant Dead Ant Dead Ant, Dead AaaaaaaaaaAAAaaannt

What do a Yugo and a bath have in common?

You can't step out of them in public.

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How can you tell elephants love to travel ?

They are always packing their trunk !

Why did Marie Antoinette travel the world?

Where else would she beheaded

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Why is there a show called "When Animals Attack"?

It should be called "When Stupid People Go Near Dangerous Animals."

What's the most dangerous animal in Africa?

Black people. (Slightly Racist I know)

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What steps should you take if you see a dangerous animal on your travels?

Very large ones.

Why do drugs for small dogs have to be tested on larger ones first?

All canine drugs must be lab tested before their public release.