What steps should you take if you see a dangerous animal on your travels?

Very large ones.

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What happens when you step on an oily asian?

Better not say. I feel like I'm already treading on a slippery slope.

What did King Trident say when he stepped in the whale poop?

OH CARP!!!

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Why did the photon stop drinking after traveling 670 million miles?

because Happy Hour ended.

How do snowmen travel around ?

By iceicle !

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Why is there a show called "When Animals Attack"?

It should be called "When Stupid People Go Near Dangerous Animals."

What's the most dangerous animal in Alaska?

Sarah Palin

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What steps should you take if you see a dangerous animal on your travels?

Very large ones.

Why do drugs for small dogs have to be tested on larger ones first?

All canine drugs must be lab tested before their public release.