What steps should you take if you see a dangerous animal on your travels?

Very large ones.

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Why shouldn't you go barefoot in Nigeria?

You might step on the Lagos.

What did Pink Panther say when he stepped on an ant?

Dead Ant, Dead Ant....Dead Ant, Dead Ant, Dead Ant...

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Why did you lead me on a five-state chase?

Driver: I love to travel.

Why do teenage girls travel in odd-numbered groups?

Because they can't even.

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What's the most dangerous animal in the world?

A Bluebird with a Tommy Gun.

What's the most dangerous animal in Africa?

Black people. (Slightly Racist I know)

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Why do drugs for small dogs have to be tested on larger ones first?

All canine drugs must be lab tested before their public release.

What steps should you take if you see a dangerous animal on your travels?

Very large ones.