Dangerous Animal Jokes

What's the most dangerous animal in Alaska?

Sarah Palin

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What's the most dangerous animal in Africa?

Black people. (Slightly Racist I know)

What's the most dangerous animal in the world?

A Bluebird with a Tommy Gun.

Why is there a show called "When Animals Attack"?

It should be called "When Stupid People Go Near Dangerous Animals."

What steps should you take if you see a dangerous animal on your travels?

Very large ones.

Which is the most dangerous animal in the Northern Hemisphere?

Yak the Ripper