What's the most dangerous animal in Alaska?

Sarah Palin

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What do Iron man and Sarah Palin have in common?

They both had a little Downey inside of them.

How did Sarah Palin see Russia from her house?

She didn't, it was just an Aleutian.

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What would you call a Russian invasion of Alaska?

Ice Krim(http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/%D0%9A%D1%80%D1%8B%D0%BC)

Why the largest state in US has their own Airlines?

Alaska

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What steps should you take if you see a dangerous animal on your travels?

Very large ones.

Why is there a show called "When Animals Attack"?

It should be called "When Stupid People Go Near Dangerous Animals."