Why is there a show called "When Animals Attack"?

It should be called "When Stupid People Go Near Dangerous Animals."

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What separates animals from humans?

The Mediterranean.

What is the best animal related joke you know?

These jokes should be any jokes that are even vaguely related to animals!

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What's the most dangerous animal in Africa?

Black people. (Slightly Racist I know)

What's the most dangerous animal in Alaska?

Sarah Palin

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When my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him?

I told him everyone knows he doesn't hire stupid people......

Why is there a show called "When Animals Attack"?

It should be called "When Stupid People Go Near Dangerous Animals."