Why is there a show called "When Animals Attack"?

It should be called "When Stupid People Go Near Dangerous Animals."

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Why do neurologists think they're God?

Because they can turn any animal into a vegetable!

What did people start calling the medical school that allowed animals to study medicine?

The hippocampus.

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Which is the most dangerous animal in the Northern Hemisphere?

Yak the Ripper

What steps should you take if you see a dangerous animal on your travels?

Very large ones.

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Why is there a show called "When Animals Attack"?

It should be called "When Stupid People Go Near Dangerous Animals."

When my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him?

I told him everyone knows he doesn't hire stupid people......