Why is there a show called "When Animals Attack"?

It should be called "When Stupid People Go Near Dangerous Animals."

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Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

What to you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant ?

An animal that tells you everything that it remembers !

What do you get when you cross a mad cow and an angry sheep?

An animal in a very baaaaaaad mooooooood

Dangerous Animal Jokes More Dangerous Animal Jokes

What steps should you take if you see a dangerous animal on your travels?

Very large ones.

Why is there a show called "When Animals Attack"?

It should be called "When Stupid People Go Near Dangerous Animals."

Stupid People Jokes More Stupid People Jokes

When my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him?

I told him everyone knows he doesn't hire stupid people......

Why is there a show called "When Animals Attack"?

It should be called "When Stupid People Go Near Dangerous Animals."