Why is there a show called "When Animals Attack"?

It should be called "When Stupid People Go Near Dangerous Animals."

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What if animals "were" injured in the making of a film. Do they list that in the credits?

Tim hurt one monkey. He is very sorry.

Why couldn't the animals on Noah's Ark play cards?

A: Because Noah was standing on the deck!

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Why is there a show called "When Animals Attack"?

It should be called "When Stupid People Go Near Dangerous Animals."

What's the most dangerous animal in Alaska?

Sarah Palin

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Why is there a show called "When Animals Attack"?

It should be called "When Stupid People Go Near Dangerous Animals."

When my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him?

I told him everyone knows he doesn't hire stupid people......