What's long and hard and screws people?

An exam.

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Where is the best place to screw a Mt. Goat?

The edge of a cliff, you are guaranteed she will push back!

How many stoners does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, I just set the bulb down somewhere, now I can't find it. Where the hell did the bulb go?

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What is the difference between a baker baking a cake and a gynecologist giving an exam?

A few degrees.

Why aren't you studying, Billy?

Billy's Mom asked him, "Well, why aren't you studying, Billy? You have an exam tomorrow!" Billy said, "Because I've already Reddit thrice."