What's long and hard and screws people?

An exam.

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How many idiots who ask stupid questions does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Change it to what

How many frat boys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Four. One to change the bulb, three to stand around so he has someone to hi-five after.

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Why did the student fail the exam?

Spent too much time figuring out the Engels, so he didnt get the Marx.... thats what he gets for Stalin

What did the dash say when he failed his exam?

I underscored."