What's long and hard and screws people?

An exam.

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How many members of Linkin Park does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, cuz in the end it doesn't even matter!!!

How many Atheists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to actually do it, the other to film it so fundamentalists won't claim that God did it.

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What did the jihadist do when he forgot to study?

He bombed the exam.

What do you call an exam that a Biology major almost failed?

Biodegradable.