What's long and hard and screws people?

An exam.

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How many Oregonians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Six. One to screw in the lightbulb and five to fend off all those Californians trying to share the experience.

What do pancakes and kids have in common?

The first one usually gets screwed up.

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What's long and hard and screws people?

An exam.

What did the jihadist do when he forgot to study?

He bombed the exam.