What's long and hard and screws people?

An exam.

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How many ballerinas does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

5,6,7,8!

How many sound technicians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One....Two...One, Two...

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What do you call an exam that a Biology major almost failed?

Biodegradable.

Why did the student fail the exam?

Spent too much time figuring out the Engels, so he didnt get the Marx.... thats what he gets for Stalin