Exam Jokes

Why aren't you studying, Billy?

Billy's Mom asked him, "Well, why aren't you studying, Billy? You have an exam tomorrow!" Billy said, "Because I've already Reddit thrice."

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What did the dash say when he failed his exam?

I underscored."

Why did the student fail the exam?

Spent too much time figuring out the Engels, so he didnt get the Marx.... thats what he gets for Stalin

What is a Latino gang member's favorite type of exam?

Essay

What is the difference between a baker baking a cake and a gynecologist giving an exam?

A few degrees.

Why did the math student fail his exam?

He needed to sketch the sine and cuisine graphs but only knew how to do cos(-x)

What did the jihadist do when he forgot to study?

He bombed the exam.

Why did the student take Viagra while preparing for his exam?

His professor said he should study hard.

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Why did the college student change his major from Biology to Physics after his first exam?

He needed to see if how fast his grade dropped broke any laws of physics.

What's long and hard and screws people?

An exam.

How do Religious Education teachers mark exams?

With spirit levels.

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What do you call an exam that a Biology major almost failed?

Biodegradable.

Why cant college students take exams at the zoo?

Too many cheetahs

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Why did the boy stare at his orange juice for so long?

Because it said, Concentrate.

Tomorrow Jokes More Tomorrow Jokes

Why put off until tomorrow what you can do today?

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What's the procrastinator's favorite song?

Tooomorrow, tomorrow, I love yah, tomorrow.." (You're always a day away)

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Why did the rock star fail his depressing math exam?

He couldn't get the saddest fraction.

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Like a ROCK Star.

Baker Jokes More Baker Jokes

Why were the bakers hands brown?

Because he kneeded a poo

What is the difference between a baker baking a cake and a gynecologist giving an exam?

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Bomb Jokes More Bomb Jokes

What do you call a French bathroom with a bomb in it?

Linoleum Blownapart

Why can't a terrorist tell a joke?

They always bomb the punchline!

Underscore Jokes More Underscore Jokes

What did the dash say when he failed his exam?

I underscored."

What did the underscore say when he got up to leave?

Gotta Dash!

Student Jokes More Student Jokes

Why can't student loan get a girlfriend?

Because he is forever a loan.

What causes a half-moon?

Student: When you can't get your jeans over your thighs.

Bake Jokes More Bake Jokes

What does the KKK use to bake cookies?

White flour!

What form of radiation bakes you cookies?

A gramma ray