What did the dash say when he failed his exam?

I underscored."

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What do you call a failed resistance?

Ohmless

What did the man say to his wife when he failed to get an erection?

No hard feelings.

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Why do guitarists put drumsticks on the dash of their car?

So they can park in the handicapped spot.

What's it called when you apologize using dots and dashes?

Remorse code

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How do Religious Education teachers mark exams?

With spirit levels.

Why aren't you studying, Billy?

Billy's Mom asked him, "Well, why aren't you studying, Billy? You have an exam tomorrow!" Billy said, "Because I've already Reddit thrice."

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What did the dash say when he failed his exam?

I underscored."

What did the underscore say when he got up to leave?

Gotta Dash!