What did the dash say when he failed his exam?

I underscored."

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Fail Jokes More Fail Jokes

Why did the wave fail the driving test?

It kept crashing on the beach.

Why did the Naval Inspector fail the submarine?

Because he found it to be SUB-standard.

Dash Jokes More Dash Jokes

Why do guitarists put drumsticks on the dash of their car?

So they can park in the handicapped spot.

What's it called when you apologize using dots and dashes?

Remorse code

Exam Jokes More Exam Jokes

What is a Latino gang member's favorite type of exam?

Essay

Why did the student fail the exam?

Spent too much time figuring out the Engels, so he didnt get the Marx.... thats what he gets for Stalin

Underscore Jokes More Underscore Jokes

What did the underscore say when he got up to leave?

Gotta Dash!

What did the dash say when he failed his exam?

I underscored."