What did the man say to his wife when he failed to get an erection?

No hard feelings.

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

How do you get a kid out from a microwave?

Please answer before my wife gets home!

Why is dog man's best friend?

They keep the mailman away from his wife

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Why did the man build his house out of a tree instead of bricks?

Because he thought it wood look better!

What seperates man from animal?

Divorce!

Erection Jokes More Erection Jokes

Why do men struggle to urinate with an erection?

It's just too hard.

What do you get when you throw a baby against a wall?

An erection

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What did the man say to his wife when he failed to get an erection?

No hard feelings.

What did the dog say to the vet that just castrated him?

No hard feelings.

Fail Jokes More Fail Jokes

Why did the T-Rex fail his business project?

He couldn't make hands meet.

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14.99 per month and a addiction to a game that's been failing since Cata