What did the man say to his wife when he failed to get an erection?

No hard feelings.

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

How do you tell who loves you more. Your wife or your dog?

Put both of them in the trunk of your car...drive around...open the trunk and see who is happy to see you.

What did the wife say as she left her Mexican husband?

I'm sorry but I love another Juan.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

How many Vietnam Vets does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: YOU DON'T KNOW, MAN, YOU WEREN'T THERE!!! YOU DON'T KNOW!!!

How many Feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One. Men can be Feminists, too.

Erection Jokes More Erection Jokes

What kind of an erection does a necrophiliac get?

Mourning wood! :)

What's the difference between an erection and a Ferrari?

whisper I don't have a Ferrari.

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What did the man say to his wife when he failed to get an erection?

No hard feelings.

What did the dog say to the vet that just castrated him?

No hard feelings.

Fail Jokes More Fail Jokes

Why did the feminist fail algebra?

She couldn't solve inequalities.

Why would the Holocaust have failed if the victims were Islamic?

Because it would have been impossible to get a Muslim to take a shower.