What did the man say to his wife when he failed to get an erection?

No hard feelings.

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

How do you prove that your dog loves you more than your wife?

Lock them both in the trunk of the car for an hour, then open it up and see which one of them is happier to see you.

What do you get if you play a C&amp?

W song backwards? Your wife back, your house back, your car back, and your dog back.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a man who opens the car door for you?

A chauffeur.

Why don't witches have babies?

Because their men have hollow-weenies!

Erection Jokes More Erection Jokes

What's the difference between polite conversation and an erection?

I can maintain polite conversation.

Whats the difference between a porsche and an erection?

I dont have a porsche. (Best told by whispering in someones ear.)

Hard Feeling Jokes More Hard Feeling Jokes

What did the vet say to the dog he just castrated?

No hard feelings.

What did the man say to his wife when he failed to get an erection?

No hard feelings.

Fail Jokes More Fail Jokes

What did the Pie say when he failed a math test?

How did I get these simple questions wrong! I am so irrational!"

Why did the Naval Inspector fail the submarine?

Because he found it to be SUB-standard.