What seperates man from animal?

Divorce!

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What did the man say after he got into a fight with the amputee?

You stumped me!

How do you get a man in a coma hard?

Lick his Comatoes

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What animals were last to leave the ark ?

The elephants as they had to pack their trunks !

What animal is faster than a cheetah?

A cow dropped out of a helicopter.

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What is a recently divorced woman's favorite fruit?

Mango!

Why Don't You Lick Me Like That?

Because Yogurt Tastes Better" The Divorce Is Next Tuesday

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What seperates man from animal?

Divorce!

How do Muslims seperate the men from the boys?

With a crowbar.