What seperates man from animal?

Divorce!

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

How many men does it take to open a beer?

None, the beer should be open by the time she has brought it to you.

Why do countries "cut ties" when things get tense ?

So weird having men walk around in suits and half ties.

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

What do you call a person who had to be amputated after being attacked by an animal?

Claude

What do get if you cross a parrot and a crocodile?

A: An animal that talks your head off.

Divorce Jokes More Divorce Jokes

What is your reason for divorce?

She pronounces 'Kansas' like the second part of 'Arkansas'

Why did the Yield Sign want to divorce the Stop Sign?

He caught her in a 4-way

Seperate Jokes More Seperate Jokes

How did the ancient Greeks seperate the men from the boys?

With a crowbar.

How do the Greeks seperate the men from the boys?

A crowbar.