What seperates man from animal?

Divorce!

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What did the doctor say to the man who walked off the roof of his house?

I don't think you understand the gravity of the situation.

What's the difference between men and pigs?

Pigs don't turn into men when they drink.

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What animal has two gray feet and two brown feet?

An elephant with diarrhea.

What animal has 5 legs?

A pit bull coming back from the playground.

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What is it called when two little people get divorced?

Daworfed

What's the major cause of divorce?

Answer: Once is not enough.

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How do Muslims seperate the men from the boys?

With a crowbar.

How did the ancient Greeks seperate the men from the boys?

With a crowbar.