What seperates man from animal?

Divorce!

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What's Iraq's favourite sitcom?

Men behaving Baghdadly.

Why did a man name his legless dog, Cigarette?

Cause he had to take him out for a drag every night.

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What animal is faster than a cheetah?

A cow dropped out of a helicopter.

What do you get if you cross a giraffe with a dog ?

An animal that barks at low flying aircraft !

Divorce Jokes More Divorce Jokes

What do you call the divorce between Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie?

a Brexit

What did Han.... Tell Leia after they separated?

May Divorce be with you.*

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How do the Greeks seperate the men from the boys?

A crowbar.

What seperates black people and white people?

The prison bars.