What seperates man from animal?

Divorce!

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Why did the man wear a frog for a condom?

So he was ribbit for her pleasure.

What do you call a room full of men watching the Super Bowl on a big screen TV?

The Patriots

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What sort of animals make the best TV presenters ?

Gnus - readers !

Which animal is the faggiest?

A chim-PANSY

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What's the definition of divorce?

The screwing you get for the screwing you got!

What seperates man from animal?

Divorce!

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What seperates man from animal?

Divorce!

How do you seperate the men from the boys?

A crowbar.