What seperates man from animal?

Divorce!

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What did the man do after being found guilty of sabotaging the moon mission?

A: He Apollo-gized.

What happened when the man lost his suspenders?

He became one of those For Whom the Belt Holds

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What seperates man from animal?

Divorce!

What is it that separates humans from animals?

The Mediterranean Sea

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Why did the horse get a divorce?

It didn't have a stable relationship.

What happened to Casper the friendly ghost after his parents got divorced?

His mom got soul custody.

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How do the Greeks seperate the men from the boys?

A crowbar.

How do Muslims seperate the men from the boys?

With a crowbar.