What seperates man from animal?

Divorce!

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What's the best way to get a man to remember your anniversary?

Get married on his birthday.

What do Canadian women put behind their ears to attract men?

Their ankles!

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

What do you call a veterinarian that can only work on one animal?

A doctor.

What is it that separates humans from animals?

The Mediterranean Sea

Divorce Jokes More Divorce Jokes

Why did Santa want a divorce?

His wife made sure he only came once a year.

Why did the lizards get a divorce?

A reptile dysfunction

Seperate Jokes More Seperate Jokes

How did the ancient Greeks seperate the men from the boys?

With a crowbar.

How do you seperate the men from the boys?

A crowbar.