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He had a ruff week.. His life wasn't purrfect. His brother was a shellout. His mother's been a real crab lately. His family was really shellfish. He had no porpoise in life.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Where did the man with an undecorated yard put his spare change?

His Hedge Fund.

Which is easier for a man to leave: the women or the Wine?

A: It depends on the age.

Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

Where do Muslim hipsters shop for clothes?

Turban Outfitters!

What's the difference between an Hawaiin and a Muslim ?

One always offer a snack bar after saying hello

Greek Jokes More Greek Jokes

How do you separate the Greek boys from the Greek men at a Greek BBQ?

With a Crowbar!!!!!

What is the difference between a Lannister and a Greek?

A Greek never pays his debts.

Black People Jokes More Black People Jokes

How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb?

Idk, its too dark to tell them apart.

Why aren't the Williams sisters competing against Michael Phelps?

Black people can't swim.

Divorce Jokes More Divorce Jokes

What did my wife say to me?

I want a divorce

Why did my Geoligist wife divorce me?

She kept on saying that everything I said was complete bullschist

Crowbar Jokes More Crowbar Jokes

What is a crowbar?

A: A place were crows go to get a drink!

How do you separate the Greek boys from the Greek men at a Greek BBQ?

With a Crowbar!!!!!

Ancient Greek Jokes More Ancient Greek Jokes

Why were the ancient Greeks considered so brave on the battlefield?

They didn't want to leave their brothers behind.

How did the ancient Greeks seperate the men from the boys?

With a crowbar.