A crowbar.
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The prison bars.
Divorce!
With a crowbar.
He puts it in the microwave. EDIT: Looks like you guys are real dim....
Ramadamadan.
With a crowbar
There was no chemistry.
He found his wife sweeping with someone else.
Because when they here the gun go off they start runnin.
because im a black man you racist
They didn't want to leave their brothers behind.
Demeter.
He was hit by a truck.
Operation Yewtree.
If you leave yogurt alone for 200 years it will develop its own cultures without having to resort to stealing others.
A petri dish develops a culture.
A Bi-Polar Bear.
A topical rainforest.
