What unit of measurement did the ancient greeks use to measure their crops?

Demeter.

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Because Demeter stopped working.

What unit of measurement did the ancient greeks use to measure their crops?

Demeter.

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What unit of measurement did the ancient greeks use to measure their crops?

Demeter.

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They didn't want to leave their brothers behind.

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Stop fallowing me!

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What unit of measurement did the ancient greeks use to measure their crops?

Demeter.

What's a dog's least favorite unit of measurement?

Pounds