What unit of measurement did the ancient greeks use to measure their crops?

Demeter.

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How is she?

Doctor: "I'm afraid she's critical". Me: "Oh, you get used to that...".

Why did the blind man use chopsticks?

Because he couldn't see the point in forks.

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Why do rappers make bad carpenters?

Because they measure 5.5 to 6 inches as 8 to 13 inches.

How does the devil measure his drugs?

In pentagrams

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Which unit describes the intensity of light in South Africa?

Nelson Candela

What is the unit of power?

Yes.

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Why did parking tickets increase after Persephone was kidnapped?

Demeter wasn't working.

Why did the number of parking tickets spike after Persephone was carried off to the underworld?

Because Demeter stopped working.

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What unit of measurement did the ancient greeks use to measure their crops?

Demeter.

How did the ancient Greeks seperate the men from the boys?

With a crowbar.

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What did the crop say to the Farmer?

Why are you picking on me?

What did the field say to the farmer with no crops?

Stop fallowing me!

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What unit of measurement did the ancient greeks use to measure their crops?

Demeter.

What's a dog's least favorite unit of measurement?

Pounds