Unit Jokes

What is the unit of power?

Yes.

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Which unit describes the intensity of light in South Africa?

Nelson Candela

What's a life without units?

Unmeasurable.

What's the difference between watts and ohms?

Watts are a unit of electrical energy. Ohms are where British people live.

What is the unit of energy?

Students: Yes!

What unit of measurement did the ancient greeks use to measure their crops?

Demeter.

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Eu Jokes More Eu Jokes

How much space is left in EU?

1 GB

What did GB say to EU?

Peace out, EUROn EUROwn!

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

How does Super Mario contact the dead?

He uses a Luigi board.

What do rappers use to wash their clothes?

BLEEE-AAAACH!

Describe Jokes More Describe Jokes

How did the bad Canadian fisherman describe his only catch of the day?

Aboot this big"

How do you describe getting cancer on your resume?

As a real growth opprotunity

K9 Unit Jokes More K9 Unit Jokes

What do you call the medic in a K9 unit?

A dogtor.

What has four legs and one arm?

A K-9 unit on MLK Boulevard

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

What do you get if you cross a skunk and a boomerang?

A smell that keeps coming back!

What does the Illuminati smell like?

New World Odor

Mention Jokes More Mention Jokes

Why should you never trust a one armed philosophy professor?

He never mentions "on the other hand"

Where is tennis mentioned in the Bible?

A: Where Joseph served in Pharaoh's court.

Woman President Jokes More Woman President Jokes

Whats the difference between a woman president and pizza?

Most people like the idea of pizza better.

What's one advantage of electing a woman president of the United States?

We wouldn't have to pay her as much.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What has four legs and one arm?

A K-9 unit on MLK Boulevard

How much does automail cost?

An arm and a leg.