Unit Jokes

What is the unit of power?

Yes.

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Which unit describes the intensity of light in South Africa?

Nelson Candela

What's a life without units?

Unmeasurable.

What's the difference between watts and ohms?

Watts are a unit of electrical energy. Ohms are where British people live.

What is the unit of energy?

Students: Yes!

What unit of measurement did the ancient greeks use to measure their crops?

Demeter.

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Light Jokes More Light Jokes

What flies around your light at night and can bite off your head ?

A tiger moth !

How many IT support techs does it take to change a lightbulb?

have you tried turning the light off and back on?"

Bb Jokes More Bb Jokes

What do cannonballs do when they fall in love?

They make bbs

Why is the BB unit droid not hungry?

Because BB-8

Develop Jokes More Develop Jokes

Why are black people so good at jumping?

As developing children their knee grows.

What's the difference between America and a yogurt?

After 200 years a yogurt will develop a culture.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What do Russians use to censor websites?

The Inter-nyet.

What do mathematicians use to get fast delivery?

Amazon'

Advantage Jokes More Advantage Jokes

What's one advantage of electing a woman president of the United States?

We wouldn't have to pay her as much.

What's the advantage of being black in Africa vs black in America?

Nobody can point at your shoes and say "What are thoooooooooose?!"

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

What do you get when... what do you get when you mix a joke and a rhetorical question?

a rhetorical answer

What are your best Sports Team jokes?

With the NHL season getting started tonight. I am wondering what are you best jokes making fun off sports teams. All Sports (Baseball,hockey,football, soccer etc).

Save Jokes More Save Jokes

What did the barfly say to the other barfly?

I saved you a stool.

Why wasn't the son of God worried when Microsoft Word crashed while he was writing his term paper?

Because Jesus saves.

Power Jokes More Power Jokes

Why should you never drink German beer with Chinese food?

An hour later you're hungry for power.

How did Thor's brother get his powers?

Just Loki I guess