Unit Jokes

Technologically backward" What do you call a county that lacks a fully integrated banking system? "Economically underdeveloped." What do you call a country that lacks a well-connected public transportation system? "America"

How did Christopher Columbus 'discover' America?

By occident

K9 Jokes More K9 Jokes

Why is K-9 another term for a dog?

Because if it was a cat, it would be a K-10.

What has four legs and one arm?

A K-9 unit on MLK Boulevard

Droid Jokes More Droid Jokes

Why does the Empire use Apple?

Because they couldn't find the droid they were looking for

Why did the storm trooper return his iPhone?

Because it wasn't the droid he was looking for!

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

Why wasn't the astronaut paying attention?

Because he was spaced out.

Why are drug addicts bad at billiards?

Because they only pay to shoot up the eight ball

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What did the woman say while she was having a baby?

This could use some salt."

Which program do Jedis use to open PDF files?

Adobe Wan Kenobi.

Minute Jokes More Minute Jokes

What's the difference between a mixologist and a bartender?

About ten minutes.

What do South American governments and internal combustion engines have in common?

Both are measured in revolutions per minute.

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Unit Jokes

What is the unit of power?

Which unit describes the intensity of light in South Africa?

What's a life without units?

What's the difference between watts and ohms?

What is the unit of energy?

What unit of measurement did the ancient greeks use to measure their crops?

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