What's the difference between watts and ohms?

Watts are a unit of electrical energy. Ohms are where British people live.

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What is the difference between a mechanical and civil engineer?

The former builds weapons, the latter targets

What's the difference between a goldfish and a mountain goat?

Goldfish like to muck around the fountain.

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Where do clowns live?

In a Clown Hall.

Who, me?

Oh, just living the dream. You know, that one where you forget to wear clothes to work.

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What's the difference between an Ethiopian elevator sign and an British elevator sign?

British sign says " Maximum 6 People/500kg" Ethiopian sign says "Maximum 500 People/6kg"

Why'd the British man cross the ocean?

Freedom.

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What's the difference between watts and ohms?

Watts are a unit of electrical energy. Ohms are where British people live.

What do British people call concrete?

Arsephalt

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What is the unit of energy?

Students: Yes!

What is the unit of power?

Yes.

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What did the baby light bulb say to it's mommy?

I wuv you watts and watts!

Where will you find the most powerful man in Los Angeles?

Watts.

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How does Ohm conduct an orchestra?

Standing on his head!

What do you get when you put resistance on a stove?

Ohm on the range