What's the difference between watts and ohms?

Watts are a unit of electrical energy. Ohms are where British people live.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a gooseberry ?

A gooseberry is green !

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Audi drivers have pricks on the inside

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What country do I live?

Iran

Why don't any pirates live in Kansas?

Because they all live in kansas.

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What did the American biscuit say to the British biscuit?

Girl you sure are sweet.

Whats the least paying job?

British dentist.

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What do British people call concrete?

Arsephalt

What's the difference between watts and ohms?

Watts are a unit of electrical energy. Ohms are where British people live.

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Which unit describes the intensity of light in South Africa?

Nelson Candela

What unit of measurement did the ancient greeks use to measure their crops?

Demeter.

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What did one lightbulb to say to the other?

Watts up

What's stronger, fifty watts of sound or fifty watts of light?

I don't care but would you please stop screaming, turning the lights on and off.

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Why should you always rent, rather than buy, a multimeter that measures ohms?

Because it's easier to follow the path of leased resistance.

What's the difference between watts and ohms?

Watts are a unit of electrical energy. Ohms are where British people live.