Why should you always rent, rather than buy, a multimeter that measures ohms?

Because it's easier to follow the path of leased resistance.

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What is the difference between a hog and a man?

A: A hog doesn't have to sit in a bar and buy drinks all night just so he can f*** some pig.

Why do Chinese tourists get disappointed when they visit America?

Because when they buy souvenirs they find out they were made in China.

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What is the difference between a girl and a washer?

The washer doesn't follow you around after you put a load in it.

Why do you always follow your instinct when doing trigonometry?

Beacuse you might have secant thoughts and go off on a tangent

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What unit of measurement did the ancient greeks use to measure their crops?

Demeter.

How does the devil measure his drugs?

In pentagrams

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What's Pharma Bro's favorite musical?

Rent.

Why did Rick Astley get fired from his job at the video store?

Because he refused to rent someone a copy of the Pixar flick "Up".

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Why does lightning only strike the French?

Because it follows the path of least resistance

Whats a mile long and has a thousand arms?

The train to Auschwitz. Some German guy i used to play Path of Exile with told it to me.

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What is OHM's Law?

Ans. It is very good law, It is very useful law, Nice law, Its a Scientific Law, I have studied this law.

How does Ohm conduct an orchestra?

Standing on his head!

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Why can't an angle lease an apartment alone?

Because he has to cosign

What do you call it when you lease false teeth?

A dental rental.