Why should you always rent, rather than buy, a multimeter that measures ohms?

Because it's easier to follow the path of leased resistance.

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Where do Sikhs buy clothes?

Turban Outfitters

Why did the junkie walk into the pet store?

To buy some quack croakaine!

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When you dump your load in a washer, it doesn't follow you around for a week.

What is the opposite of paranoia?

Thinking you are following someone.

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Why do we measure snakes in inches?

Because they don't have any feet!

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Lisa Frank

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Doesn't matter, ants can't rent a house

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Whats a mile long and has a thousand arms?

The train to Auschwitz. Some German guy i used to play Path of Exile with told it to me.

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How does Ohm conduct an orchestra?

Standing on his head!

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Ohm my god you're impeding me. *initiate knee slap

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A dental rental.

Why should you always rent, rather than buy, a multimeter that measures ohms?

Because it's easier to follow the path of leased resistance.