Why should you always rent, rather than buy, a multimeter that measures ohms?

Because it's easier to follow the path of leased resistance.

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How do pianists remember which groceries to buy?

They use a Chopin Liszt!

Why did the poor art collector only buy miniature paintings?

He wanted more Monet in his wallet.

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What is the difference between a girl and a washer?

The washer doesn't follow you around after you put a load in it.

What followed the Big Bang?

The Big Cigarette

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What do you call a scientist that measures things in space?

A cosmetrologist.

How do you measure a snake?

In inches. Snakes don't have any feet.

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What's Pharma Bro's favorite musical?

Rent.

Why did the hotel manager refuse to rent his rooms out to people?

He needed places to hide the bodies.

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Why should you always rent, rather than buy, a multimeter that measures ohms?

Because it's easier to follow the path of leased resistance.

Why did Blitzkrieg work so well in France?

Because lightning always follows the path of least resistance

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What is OHM's Law?

Ans. It is very good law, It is very useful law, Nice law, Its a Scientific Law, I have studied this law.

How does Ohm conduct an orchestra?

Standing on his head!

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Why should you always rent, rather than buy, a multimeter that measures ohms?

Because it's easier to follow the path of leased resistance.

Why can't an angle lease an apartment alone?

Because he has to cosign