Rent Jokes

What do you call a dwarf with a birth defect, is broke and can't drink milk?

Lack toes and tall or rent

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What kind of Ant lives in rented accommodation?

Tenants.

Why is housing cheaper as an orphan?

It's 'rent free!

Why did Rick Astley get fired from his job at the video store?

Because he refused to rent someone a copy of the Pixar flick "Up".

What's Pharma Bro's favorite musical?

Rent.

How many ants does it take to rent a house?

Doesn't matter, ants can't rent a house

Why should you always rent, rather than buy, a multimeter that measures ohms?

Because it's easier to follow the path of leased resistance.

What do you call someone who lets people rent wifi signals from them?

The lanlord!

Why don't black people pay rent?

Because jail is free.

What did the inn keeper say to the Big Dipper when he asked if he could rent a room?

sorry this is only a four star hotel.

What do you call a woman who rents out hot dogs?

Lisa Frank

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Why didn't you talk to me about renting a bouncy house?

me stops jumping: You would have said no

Why couldn't Christopher Reeve pay his landlord?

Back rent.

Why did the hotel manager refuse to rent his rooms out to people?

He needed places to hide the bodies.

How much is the rent for this amazing apartment?

Ma'am, this is the wine aisle of the grocery store.

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What does an empty bottle of Champaign and an orphan have in common?

Nether of them have a pop.

Where did the orphans go after the Orphanage blew up?

Everywhere

Pixar Jokes More Pixar Jokes

Where do Pixar employees go for Happy Hour?

CGI Friday's.

What do you call a Pixar film about Carpets?

A Rug's Life.

Follow Jokes More Follow Jokes

How is Islam like a GPS?

You may think you're on the right path, but if you follow it literally, you'll end up crashing into a building.

What's the difference between a blonde and a washer?

When you dump your load in a washer, it doesn't follow you around for a week.

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What's the one thing a hoarder has no trouble letting go of?

Their mind

What's on at the cinema?

Wife: Let me google it and- *terrified look at bill* Wife: Let me bing it and see.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why is Oliver North like Kraang?

They both love using the shredder.

What did the Melon King say to the two young melons in love?

They can't-elope.

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

How to get a liberal arts graduate off of your porch?

Pay him for the pizza

What does a limo driver and a hairy stripper have in common?

They both get paid to chauffeur. (show fur)

Break Jokes More Break Jokes

What happened to the frog that broke down?

It got toad away.

What do people in florida do when their car breaks down?

Build a house next to it.

Jail Jokes More Jail Jokes

Why did the ghost go to jail?

He got arrested for possession.

Why can't Brock Turner go to jail?

Because with swim times like his, he might be president some day.