Rent Jokes

Lack toes and tall or rent

Interactive Joke of the Day Mug

It's 'rent free!

Because he refused to rent someone a copy of the Pixar flick "Up".

Doesn't matter, ants can't rent a house

Because it's easier to follow the path of leased resistance.

The lanlord!

Because jail is free.

sorry this is only a four star hotel.

Couple's Daily Question Mug

me stops jumping: You would have said no

He needed places to hide the bodies.

Ma'am, this is the wine aisle of the grocery store.

Porcel Lane.

Because it's the most painful day in their lives

A small medium at large.

It can vary, but It's quite hilarious to watch.

You mean, black people have to DO something to deserve jail p.s I know I am going dowwwnn for this

Washington C.D

They use a Chopin Liszt!

10 . It requires tenants to own an apartment.

Ten ants (Tenants)

Because they practice relative dating!

Lack toes and tall or rent

5-year-old: A baby. Woman: What kind of baby 5-year-old: A human one. Nailed it.

Rent Jokes

Rent Jokes

What do you call a dwarf with a birth defect, is broke and can't drink milk?

What kind of Ant lives in rented accommodation?

Why is housing cheaper as an orphan?

Why did Rick Astley get fired from his job at the video store?

What's Pharma Bro's favorite musical?

How many ants does it take to rent a house?

Why should you always rent, rather than buy, a multimeter that measures ohms?

What do you call someone who lets people rent wifi signals from them?

Why don't black people pay rent?

What did the inn keeper say to the Big Dipper when he asked if he could rent a room?

What do you call a woman who rents out hot dogs?

Why didn't you talk to me about renting a bouncy house?

Why couldn't Christopher Reeve pay his landlord?

Why did the hotel manager refuse to rent his rooms out to people?

How much is the rent for this amazing apartment?

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