Why did Rick Astley get fired from his job at the video store?

Because he refused to rent someone a copy of the Pixar flick "Up".

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Why did the farmer's house catch on fire?

He left his home on the range.

What's bright, red and orange and looks good on hippies?

Fire.

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What do Apple and the US economy have in common now?

No Jobs

What's awkward for a man but a normal part of the job for a lumberjack?

Morning wood.

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Why did the hotel manager refuse to rent his rooms out to people?

He needed places to hide the bodies.

What do you call someone who lets people rent wifi signals from them?

The lanlord!

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What do people who refuse to fight use as weapons?

Their pacifists

What do you call a Sith lord who refuses to fight?

A sithy.

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How many IT guys does it take to change a light bulb?

No IT guys change light bulbs, they just keep flicking the switch on and off again until something happens.

Why are sloths so green?

Because they can't move fast enough to flick a booger

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What Pixar movie will Rick Astley never let you borrow?

He's never gonna give you Up! Credit to my friend who doesn't even Reddit.

Why did Rick Astley get fired from his job at the video store?

Because he refused to rent someone a copy of the Pixar flick "Up".

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What's your favourite Pixar film?

Up, yours " "No need to be like that I was only asking"

What do you call a Pixar film about Carpets?

A Rug's Life.

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What did the slug say to the snail?

Would you like a copy of the big issue

Why do blondes occupy about 90% of the net bandwidth?

A: Because they keep accidentally deleting their copies of the blonde joke list.