Why did Rick Astley get fired from his job at the video store?

Because he refused to rent someone a copy of the Pixar flick "Up".

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What happened to the gun that kept randomly shooting?

He got fired.

How do you teach your dog to roll over ?

Put him on fire.

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When were you most satisfied at your last job?

Me: After lunch, next question.

What job do you never stop training for?

Conductor

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What do you call a dwarf with a birth defect, is broke and can't drink milk?

Lack toes and tall or rent

Why should you always rent, rather than buy, a multimeter that measures ohms?

Because it's easier to follow the path of leased resistance.

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What do you call a pair of stubborn testicles?

A refuse sack.

What do you call a Sith lord who refuses to fight?

A sithy.

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What's the best way for a lady to read 50 Shades of Grey?

To flick through it as fast as possible.

Why are sloths so green?

Because they can't move fast enough to flick a booger

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What's the one movie that Rick Astley won't let you borrow?

He's never gonna give you Up.

Why did Rick Astley get fired from his job at the video store?

Because he refused to rent someone a copy of the Pixar flick "Up".

Pixar Jokes More Pixar Jokes

What's your favourite Pixar film?

Up, yours " "No need to be like that I was only asking"

Where do Pixar employees go for Happy Hour?

CGI Friday's.

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What has four legs, two humps, and is given a copy of Metal Gear Solid for their computer?

Revolver Camelot!

Why do blondes occupy about 90% of the net bandwidth?

A: Because they keep accidentally deleting their copies of the blonde joke list.