How was your paper?

Me: I wrote what I knew, I copied what I didn't knew.

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Whats the first thing a woman does when she gets to the battered shelter?

The dishes if she knows whats good for her.

What do you call it when your lizard doesn't know how to use the internet?

e-reptile dysfunction

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What is the difference between a Mexican and a book?

A book has papers.

How was your paper?

Me: I wrote what I knew, I copied what I didn't knew.

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What do you say when Al Gore writes computer code?

He's writing an Algorithm!

How does a SQL expert get a date?

getDate() (I really hope this doesn't do well, so cheap, so stupid, just had to write it when I thought of it)

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What's the difference between a pun and a copy of Cliff's Notes?

A pun is a play on words, while Cliff's notes are a word on plays

What do pirates use to copy files?

Yarrrrrsync!