How was your paper?

Me: I wrote what I knew, I copied what I didn't knew.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why do Italians wear gold necklaces?

So they know where to stop shaving

Why did the lost tourist cross the road?

The chicken looked like he knew where he was going.

Paper Jokes More Paper Jokes

What do you call a truthful piece of paper?

Fax.

What should we call this portable computer?

SOME GUY: Laptop everyone applauds...w/ tears in my eyes i crumple a paper that says Kneeputer

Write Jokes More Write Jokes

How many biologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it and three to write the environmental-impact statement.

How are you dealing with not writing any of the songs?

He responds, "One note at a time."

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Why do you have a copy of 50 Shades of Grey in your bathroom?

Perv! Me: Oh. No that's just for when I run out of toilet paper.

What's the difference between a pun and a copy of Cliff's Notes?

A pun is a play on words, while Cliff's notes are a word on plays