How was your paper?

Me: I wrote what I knew, I copied what I didn't knew.

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How many Vietnam veterans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

YOU WOULDN'T KNOW SON YOU WEREN'T THERE!!

Why should you never mess with a Gladiator who knows his English literature?

First he'll bellowulf at you, then he'll shakespeare

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What's the similarity between communism and a pencil?

They both only really work on paper

Why should you not tell jokes to sand paper?

It's a rough crowd ...Ba da bum chssh

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Why did the composer spend all his time in bed?

He wrote sheet music.

What Greek tragedy was written by a neckbeard?

Tips fedora "M'dea."

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What do pirates use to copy files?

Yarrrrrsync!

How would you describe the woman who attacked you?

Describes mother* *Gets a copy of picture* *Gives it to mum as late birthday present*