What do you call 2 Mexicans in a boat with a case of beer?

A pinat

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What kind of pizza did they order on nine eleven?

2 large planes

What walks on 8 legs until it's one years old, 4 legs until it's twenty years old and then 2 legs for the remainder of it's life?

Fred and George Weasley.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call a Mexican woman with no legs?

Consuelo.

Why did the mexican girl get pregnant?

Because her teacher told her to do an essay

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

Why doesn't Moses buy beer?

He brews it.

What's the difference between a violin and a fiddle?

You can spill your beer on a fiddle.

Case Jokes More Case Jokes

Why couldn't the police solve the case of the flat car battery?

They had no leads.

Why should you be quiet in a pharmacy?

In case you wake the sleeping pills!

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms or legs being pulled behind a boat?

Skip

What did the captain say to the men before they got on the boat?

Men, get on the boat."

2 Mexicans Jokes More 2 Mexicans Jokes

What do you call 2 Mexicans in a boat with a case of beer?

A pinat

What do you call 2 Mexicans playing basketball?

Juan on Juan.