What do you call 2 Mexicans in a boat with a case of beer?

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What walks on 8 legs until it's one years old, 4 legs until it's twenty years old and then 2 legs for the remainder of it's life?

Fred and George Weasley.

Why were Star Wars Episodes 4, 5, and 6 released before 1, 2, and 3?

Because in charge of scheduling, Yoda was.

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What piece of bedding can also be known as a Mexican blanket?

the underlay! underlay!

What's the worst thing about Mexican and Black jokes?

Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.

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How many Mormons does it take to drink a 12 pack of beer?

One if nobody is watching.

What's the worst way to convince an officer who's pulled you over not to ticket you?

You can have my beer if you let me go."

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Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?

In case he got a hole-in-one.

What has a slice of burnt toast and a pregnant girlfriend got in common?

In both cases you wish you took it out a few seconds earlier.

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What's a Cuban's favorite song?

Row row row your boat Over to Key West Scarily scarily scarily scarily Avoid the INS

Why shouldn't you take the Fourier transform of a square pulse while on a boat?

Because you don't wanna sinc!

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What do you call 2 Mexicans playing basketball?

Juan on Juan.

What do you call 2 Mexicans in a boat with a case of beer?

A pinat