What do you call 2 Mexicans in a boat with a case of beer?

A pinat

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Where were you supposed to poop?

2-year-old: The potty. Me: So why didn't you 2: I'm too busy.

Why'd it take Little Red Riding Hood so long to figure out it wasnt her grandma?

I can tell after like 2 questions if its a wolf or my nana

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Why did the Mexican throw his wife over the cliff?

Tequila

Why are Mexicans good at bow hunting?

Because they hav-an-arrow! :D

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What do you get when you combine a watch and a bottle of beer?

A really good watch.

What beer do elderly rednecks drink?

Silver Mullet

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Why do bagpipers leave their cases on their dashboards?

A. So they can park in handicapped zones.

Why does a golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he gets a hole in one!

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What fish is best to have in a boat?

A Sailfish.

What do you call someone with no arms and no legs being towed behind your boat?

Skip.

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What do you call 2 Mexicans in a boat with a case of beer?

A pinat

What do you call 2 Mexicans playing basketball?

Juan on Juan.