What do you call 2 Mexicans in a boat with a case of beer?

A pinat

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How do you make a hippopotamus float?

2 hippos and a LOT of root beer.

How do you spell "candy" with only 2 letters?

and

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What's the difference between Mexicans and Jesus?

Jesus didn't have tattoos of Mexicans all over body

What is a Mexican's favorite bookstore?

Borders

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

What happens to a woman who falls down the stairs?

Nothing, as long as she doesn't drop my beers

How do you get a Mormon to not drink all of your beer on a fishing trip?

Bring two Mormons.

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What do you call a cowboy with a case of bad gas?

Darn tootin'! (this is so dumb im sorry)

Why is it always a good idea to pack asparagus when you go camping?

In case your other agus breaks.

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

Why are a lot of Italians named Tony?

Because as they got on the boat to leave Italy, they were stamped on the head, "TO NY".

What do you call 2 Mexicans in a boat with a case of beer?

A pinat

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What do you call 2 Mexicans playing basketball?

Juan on Juan.

What do you call 2 Mexicans in a boat with a case of beer?

A pinat