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2 Jokes More 2 Jokes

What do you call cows with 2 legs?

Lean beef. bonus: What do you call cows with no legs Ground beef.

What do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes?

Nothing, you've already told her twice.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What does a Mexican Morpheus say?

Neo, you are the Juan ... I'll show myself the door...

What's the difference between Bigfoot and a Mexican with a beard?

Bigfoot is occasionally sighted

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

What kind of beer does a cow brew?

Heifer-weizen.

What is the difference between my ex-girlfriend and a beer?

One is pale, bitter and starts off with lots of head and the other one is a beer.

Case Jokes More Case Jokes

What would you do?

Two policemen call the station on the radio. "Hello. Is that you Sarge?" "Yes?" "We have a case here. A woman has shot her husband for stepping on the floor she had just mopped clean." "Have you arrested the woman?" "No sir. The floor is still wet.

Why did the cowboy sleep with his saddle?

In case of any night mares!

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

Why do scuba divers roll backwards out of the boat?

Cause if they rolled forwards, they would still be in the boat.

How many South Dakotans does it take to go ice fishing?

Four. One to cut the hole in the ice and three to push the boat through.

2 Mexicans Jokes More 2 Mexicans Jokes

What do you call 2 Mexicans playing basketball?

Juan on Juan.

What do you call 2 Mexicans in a boat with a case of beer?

A pinat