What did the captain say to the men before they got on the boat?

Men, get on the boat."

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Why doesn't men use make-up or perfume?

Because we're beautiful and smell good!

Why did the man quit working at the cemetery?

It was hard to make a living.

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What did the captain say to the men before they got on the boat?

Men, get on the boat."

What do you call a boat whose captain has no idea what he's doing and works for free?

The Internship

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

What do the Greeks sing while at sea?

your boat, gently down the stream...

Who drowns?

The boat.