What did the captain say to the men before they got on the boat?

Men, get on the boat."

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What's the difference between a man and a woman?

A woman wants a man who can satisfy all her needs. A man wants all women who can satisfy his needs.

What's a blind mans worst fear ?

A prius

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What will you find in the toilet of a ship?

The captains log.

What's in the toilet of the Star Ship enterprise?

The captains log

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Why did the boat dock with the all of the other boats?

Pier Pressure

What do you call it when three french cats get into a boat only meant for two?

Un, deux, trois, quatre, cinq!