What did the captain say to the men before they got on the boat?

Men, get on the boat."

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

How many men does it take to open a beer?

None, the beer should be open by the time she has brought it to you.

How do men in New Zealand address their women?

Hey! Ewe!"

Captain Jokes More Captain Jokes

What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet?

The Captains log

What is the captain of the starship enterprise's favorite drink?

Picardi and coke

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

What is the Puerto Rican national anthem?

Row row row your boat

Why do scuba divers fall backwards into the water?

Because if they fell forwards they’d still be in the boat.