What do you call it when three french cats get into a boat only meant for two?

Un, deux, trois, quatre, cinq!

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What did the French philosopher say to the vegetable playing poker?

All in, du thyme

How many French horn players does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

100, 1 to screw it in and 99 to say how they could do it better.

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I'm just asking for a friend)

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Me: Missouri. I: What state are you in now? M: Apathy. I: That's not what I meant. M: I don't care.

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What do you call it when three french cats get into a boat only meant for two?

Un, deux, trois, quatre, cinq!

Why did the French Hen give up her job?

One day she'd just had un uf.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs being pulled behind a boat?

Skip

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She wanted to wash up on shore

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Which cat won the race?

A: The English cat. Un deux trois cat sank.

What do you call it when three french cats get into a boat only meant for two?

Un, deux, trois, quatre, cinq!