What do you call it when three french cats get into a boat only meant for two?

Un, deux, trois, quatre, cinq!

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Why is French body armour so cheap?

They only need it for their back

How many french men does it take to conquer Paris?

No one knows, it's never been done.

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What is the average Math teacher like?

Mean.

What do you mean I can't drink alcohol with this medication?

You're not a bartender! You're just a pharmacist.

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What do you call it when three french cats get into a boat only meant for two?

Un, deux, trois, quatre, cinq!

Where does Napoleon live/Ou Napolon habite-t-il?

Dans un bon-apartement.

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What do you call a boat whose captain has no idea what he's doing and works for free?

The Internship

What is the difference between a boat and a woman?

The boat cuts through the water, a woman waters through the cut.

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What do you call it when three french cats get into a boat only meant for two?

Un, deux, trois, quatre, cinq!

Which cat won the race?

A: The English cat. Un deux trois cat sank.