What do you call it when three french cats get into a boat only meant for two?

Un, deux, trois, quatre, cinq!

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What's the difference between a French kiss and an Australian kiss?

They are basically the same except you do an Australian kiss down under.

What do you call an empty field?

The french army at the beginning of a war!

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I mean, it is only hanging by threads...

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Which cat won the race?

A: The English cat. Un deux trois cat sank.

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Because one egg is un oeuf.

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He thought nothing could possibly travel faster than sea.

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S ry!

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Which cat won the race?

A: The English cat. Un deux trois cat sank.

What do you call it when three french cats get into a boat only meant for two?

Un, deux, trois, quatre, cinq!