What do you call it when three french cats get into a boat only meant for two?

Un, deux, trois, quatre, cinq!

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did you know the first French fries weren't cooked in France?

they were cooked in Greece

Why are Microsoft circuit boards so bad?

They use French resistors.

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Which pig is she?

Me: What do you mean 4: Is her house made of bricks or sticks

What do you mean, Johnny?

Is it shaped like a peanut " "No," says Johnny. "It's salty"

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Which cat won the race?

A: The English cat. Un deux trois cat sank.

Why did the French Hen give up her job?

One day she'd just had un uf.

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How do boats apologise?

S ry!

What's the difference between American and Canadian?

A boat.

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Which cat won the race?

A: The English cat. Un deux trois cat sank.

What do you call it when three french cats get into a boat only meant for two?

Un, deux, trois, quatre, cinq!