Why is French body armour so cheap?

They only need it for their back

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Why do you need a licence for a dog and not for a cat ?

Cats can't drive !

Who's there ! Anita ! Anita who ?

Anita you like I need a hole in the head !

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Why did the french geologist have to go to the hospital?

He had Gaul stones.

What is the French verb that means "To declare war"?

Surrendre*