Why is French body armour so cheap?

They only need it for their back

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What's the difference between a man and a woman?

A woman wants a man who can satisfy all her needs. A man wants all women who can satisfy his needs.

How many bricks do you need to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, but you're going to need a lot of patience and light bulbs.

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What do you call a french man who's been attacked by a bear?

Claude

What do you call a Frenchman in Colorado?

A French Fried