What do you call 222,215 Frenchman with their arms up?

The active french armed forces.

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Why couldn't Harry play basketball?

Because he's got no arms.

Why was the guy from 127 Hours arrested for espionage?

He was proven guilty of providing arms to Iraq

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How does a French woman hold her liquor?

By the ears.

What do you call a French cow that grows sprouts instead of fur?

Chia LaBeouf