What's the difference between your boyfriend and whipped cream?

The cream

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between a kink and a fetish?

A kink is something put in a hose, a fetish is something she wants to put in your hose.

What is the difference between an Afghanistani Primary School and a Taliban Base?

What would I know, I am just a drone pilot.

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What did the midget give her boyfriend after his concert?

A Standing Blow-vation.

What does Taylor Swift tell her boyfriend when he gets toilet paper stuck on his arse?

Shake it off

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Why can't white people hit the whip?

Because slavery is over

Who needs whips and chains?

Christian should have had Ana read Fifty Shades of Grey if he wanted to torture her.

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What's the difference between your boyfriend and whipped cream?

The cream

Why is Easter like whipped cream and a cherry?

Because it's always on a sundae!

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What Did MLK Say When Asked If He Suffered From Jock Itch?

I have a cream.

What do Ginger Baker and strong coffee have in common?

They are both terrible without Cream.