What's the difference between your boyfriend and whipped cream?

The cream

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What's the difference between a four year old and a baggie of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a baggie of cocaine fall out the window.

How do you tell the difference between the staff and the inmates at a psychiatric hospital?

The patients get better and leave. Not everyone of the patients thinks he is God. The staff have the keys!

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What is the difference between motorbike and boyfriend?

A: Well, bike is first kicked than used and boyfriend is first used than kicked ZZZZ ... :)

What do you call a couch stuffed with chic peas?

a hummus-sectional ba dum tish! I know that was bad. Please blame my boyfriend, he thought of it.

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What's the difference between your boyfriend and whipped cream?

The cream

Why can't white people hit the whip?

Because slavery is over

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What's the difference between your boyfriend and whipped cream?

The cream

What do you call a white guy in an abusive relationship?

Whipped cream.

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What does Mr. Kipling do in his spare time?

Pumps cream into tarts.

What's the best kind of cream... ...to get rid of spots and bug bites?

Creamation.