What's the difference between your boyfriend and whipped cream?

The cream

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What's the difference between a man on a unicycle wearing a tuxedo and a man on a bicycle wearing a tank top?

Attire.

Whats the difference between Jesus and Mexicans?

Jesus doesn't have Mexicans tattooed all over him.

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How do you know your boyfriend loves you?

SECOND PIGLET: He signs his letters with lots of hogs and kisses.

What did the painter say to her boyfriend?

I love you with all my art!"

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What did Ron Weasley do the first time he saw Hermione naked?

He whipped out his wand and yelled, "***Shtupify***!".

Why do black men make such good husbands?

Because they're already used to being whipped.

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What's the difference between your boyfriend and whipped cream?

The cream

What do you call a white guy in an abusive relationship?

Whipped cream.

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What do you get from a cowmedian?

Cream of Wit!

What do black coffee and Ginger Baker have in common?

They're both terrible without cream.