Why do black men make such good husbands?

Because they're already used to being whipped.

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What do Dothraki use to count their horses?

A Khalculator

When you guys describe me to your families do you use the word tigress?

I'd prefer if you included tigress

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Whats the difference between a black man and Batman?

Batman can go to a store without robin.

What do you get when cross a black man and a octopus?

I don't know but I'm sure he could pick the hell out of some cotton.

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What's the difference between your boyfriend and whipped cream?

The cream

Why do black men make such good husbands?

Because they're already used to being whipped.

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Why do pagans make the best husbands and wives?

Because they'll worship the ground you walk on.

Why did the Red sea not find a good husband?

because she was too shallow.