Why did the Red sea not find a good husband?

because she was too shallow.

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Which dinosaur was the hardest to find?

the Steganosaurus! And do you know why ...because it was encryptid!

Why do white people hate being called crackers?

Because they find it insaltine.

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What happens when you throw a green stone into the Red Sea?

It gets wet.

Why does Woody Harrelson's wife call him Moses?

Because he Ramparts the red sea each month

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Why do pagans make the best husbands and wives?

Because they'll worship the ground you walk on.

Why do black men make such good husbands?

Because they're already used to being whipped.