Why should a honeymoon only be six days?

ANSWER: Because seven days makes a whole week.

Previous Random Joke Next
Day Jokes More Day Jokes

Why don't they play poker in the savanna?

because there are too many cheetahs. Thank you i will be here all day.

How about a scarf?

Johnny Depp's stylist every day.

Answer Jokes More Answer Jokes

How do like really laid-back types answer the phone?

Mellow.

What did the blond girl say when she saw the car?

Answer: That's the lost one right there.

Week Jokes More Week Jokes

What do you get if you cross a labrador and a tortoise ?

A dog that will run to the shop to get your paper and bring back last weeks paper !

What do you call a 5 year old's knees?

Kidneys! Ha! I'll be here all week folks.

Honeymoon Jokes More Honeymoon Jokes

Why did the couple bring a melon to their honeymoon?

Because they cantaloupe...

What is a Honeymoon salad?

Lettuce alone.

Seven Day Jokes More Seven Day Jokes

Why should a honeymoon only be six days?

ANSWER: Because seven days makes a whole week.

Why should honeymoons only last six days?

Because seven days makes a hole weak.