Why should a honeymoon only be six days?

ANSWER: Because seven days makes a whole week.

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Why should a honeymoon only be six days?

ANSWER: Because seven days makes a whole week.

Why did the couple bring a melon to their honeymoon?

Because they cantaloupe...

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How can you go without sleep for seven days and not be tired?

Sleep at night

What does seven days without exercise make?

One weak!