Why should a honeymoon only be six days?

ANSWER: Because seven days makes a whole week.

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How do you spot a bad boss your first day on the job?

Check his/her pulse. (bitter at the workplace)

Where'v you been all day?

At the beauty salon" "Were they closed! "

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How many clickbait articles does it take to change a lightbulb?

The answer may shock you.

How did you get into counterfeiting?

Criminal: I answered an ad that said "Make money at home."

Week Jokes More Week Jokes

What did the tiger say to the detective?

I'm not lion. Ill be here all week...

What's the difference between the jokes I read today, and the jokes I read last week?

The posters

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What is honeymoon?

ANSWER: That brief span of time between "I do" and "You'd better!"

Why should a honeymoon only be six days?

ANSWER: Because seven days makes a whole week.

Seven Day Jokes More Seven Day Jokes

Why do they call me seven days?

Because I'm weak.

What does seven days without exercise make?

One weak!