How many clickbait articles does it take to change a lightbulb?

The answer may shock you.

How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just two. One to explain to the public that everything possible is being done to solve the problem, and the other to screw the lightbulb into the water faucet.

How many bees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

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How does Yo-Yo Ma answer the phone?

Cello?

What's black?

Whats black and screams? Stevie Wonder answering the iron.

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What would Steve Harvey change his name to if he suddenly became bulimic?

Heave Starvey

What do you call a vehicle that has changed gender?

TRANSportation

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How do you feel?

Asks the fluoride ion. "Positively shell shocked" the sodium ion replied.

What's a prison executioners favorite beer?

Shock-top