How many leftists does it take to change a lightbulb?

8,000 to protest against the broken lightbulb but 0 to realize it won't change anything.

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How Many Marshawn Lynches Does it Take to Change a Lightbulb?

Only one. Just as long as you hand him the damn lightbulb.

How many bears does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

The bear minimum

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How do you change root beer in to a beer?

Put it in a square cup

How many baby sitters does it take to change a light bulb?

None They don't make Pampers small enough.

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How do you stop the protests in Charlotte?

Sing the nation anthem they will sit down

Why do you always see beggars at protests?

They're always looking for some sort of change!

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Finally realized why my plant sits around doing nothing all day...

He loves his pot.

What did the man who invented the bum shaking machine realize when he turned it on?

It twerked.

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How many Redditors does it take to change a lightbulb?

About 8000

How many leftists does it take to change a lightbulb?

8,000 to protest against the broken lightbulb but 0 to realize it won't change anything.

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How many hippies does it take to change a lightbulb?

Please help. There are ten so far and they have invited their gross friends to our home. They are using the broken lightbulb to smoke crack off of.

How many leftists does it take to change a lightbulb?

8,000 to protest against the broken lightbulb but 0 to realize it won't change anything.