How many leftists does it take to change a lightbulb?

8,000 to protest against the broken lightbulb but 0 to realize it won't change anything.

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How many Brazilians does it take to change a lightbulb?

One Brazillion.

How many Carpathians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, Vigo and see. (best read in Yanosh's voice)

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How many Roman pirates does it take to change a light bulb?

I I

How did the dollar bill feel when his change started disappearing?

Coincerned

Protest Jokes More Protest Jokes

What do you call a group of black criminals?

A "protest" apparently.

What do laws and virgins have in common?

They're both there to be violated. (The sad part is that a Portuguese Taxi Driver actually said that seriously in a protest against Uber)

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How do you know that you're a peaceful country?

When you realize that you can't spell country without UN.

What's WRONG with me?

I named 6 things before I realized it was a rhetorical question.

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How many leftists does it take to change a lightbulb?

8,000 to protest against the broken lightbulb but 0 to realize it won't change anything.

How many Redditors does it take to change a lightbulb?

About 8000

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How does Bill Gates fix a broken lightbulb?

He buys a new house.

How many hippies does it take to change a lightbulb?

Please help. There are ten so far and they have invited their gross friends to our home. They are using the broken lightbulb to smoke crack off of.