How many leftists does it take to change a lightbulb?

8,000 to protest against the broken lightbulb but 0 to realize it won't change anything.

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How many skateboarders does it take to change a lightbulb?

One...but it takes him 27 tries

How many Persona fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. 1 to screw it in, and 1 to complain that it's not dark enough.

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How many scientists it takes to change a lightbulb?

None *et al.*

How many archaeologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to change it while the other two argue about how old the old one is.

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What do you call a bunch of liberals protesting the second amendment?

Triggered

What a crazy weekend! Me: *takes a knee* CW: What are you doing?

M: Protesting this conversation.

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How's your love life?

Well, I went on a date. 45 minutes in I realized it was a turtle in a wig. "I'm sorry man" it's ok. still got laid.

What's the worst thing about Fridays?

Realizing it's only Tuesday.

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How many leftists does it take to change a lightbulb?

8,000 to protest against the broken lightbulb but 0 to realize it won't change anything.

How many Redditors does it take to change a lightbulb?

About 8000

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How many Brits does it take to change a broken lightbulb?

None. They just move out of the house.

How many hippies does it take to change a lightbulb?

Please help. There are ten so far and they have invited their gross friends to our home. They are using the broken lightbulb to smoke crack off of.