How many Roman pirates does it take to change a light bulb?

I I

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How many stockholders does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.

How many waiters does it take to change a light bulb?

None a burned out bulb can't catch a waiter's eye.

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How many country stars does it take to change a light bulb?

Six-1 to change the bulb and 5 to sing about how much they miss the old one.

How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a hardware problem.

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What do Romans use to cut their pizza?

Little Caesars.

When in Rome do as the Romans you know?

Slaughters entire office and imposes grain taxes on peasantry