How many Roman pirates does it take to change a light bulb?

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How many anarchists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Trick question, anarchists can't change anything.

How many Bill Gateses does it take to change a light bulb?

A: One. He puts the bulb in and lets the world revolve around him.

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How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to change it, and the other one to change it back again.

How many Russian leaders does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Nobody knows. Russian leaders don't last as long as light bulbs. A: None the old bulb is just suffering from a cold.

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What did Romans use to cut pizza before the rolling cutter was invented?

Lil Caesars

What do you call a Roman with pubic hair in his teeth?

Gladiator