How many Roman pirates does it take to change a light bulb?

I I

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How many sovereign citizens does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They're too afraid of the electricity.

How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?

No one knows it's never happened.

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How many Serbs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Two-one to shoot the old bulb out and one to screw the new one in.

How many fugitives does it take to fix a light bulb?

1/3

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What do Romans say when their wives run away?

Caesar!

Why did the Romans pay their soldiers in salt?

So they would end up with seasoned veterans.