How many acrobats does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to change it and one to yell "Ta-daa!" when he's done.

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How many Kardashians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Only one as the rest of the world simply MUST revolve around them...

Where do lightbulbs die?

Offswitch.

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How many Librans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Er two. Or maybe one. No --- on second thoughts make that two. Is that okay with you

How many Deadheads does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they just watch it burn out and follow it around for 30 years.

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Why did they kick Raggedy Anne out of the toybox?

She kept on sitting on Pinocchio's face yelling "Lie to me... lie to me!"

What did Matthew McConaughey yell at the drive that was about to miss his turn?

A right a right a right!

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What kind of bat hangs upside-down?

An acrobat.

What is the best name for an acrobat?

Phillip

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How many acrobats does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to change it and one to yell "Ta-daa!" when he's done.

How many acrobats does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to change it and one to yell "Ta-daa!" when he's done.