OC) You really can't tell the difference between a fish and an elephant
The drunk driver goes through the stop sign, while the high driver waits for it to turn green.
The blonde sure doesn't know.
Because men tell them that 6" is more than it actually is.
Try picking it up. If you can't it's either a monster or a giant banana.
Open the door. Put in the elephant. Close the door.
Nick: I don't know. Tom: Nothing. Bananas can't talk.
OC) Too many persuasive esses.
OC I think I'll go on a diet!
On a shellphone! My 7 year old self was very proud of coming up with this one....
Because all the fish in there goes "bloo bloo bloo"
