What's the difference between a fish and an elephant?

OC) You really can't tell the difference between a fish and an elephant

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Italian and Polish sausage?

About 2-3 inches.

What's the difference between a doctor and a chair salesman?

The chair salesman gives YOU a stool sample.

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How do you tell if someone is riding a bicycle for fitness or because they have a DUI?

The cigarette.

Why are MMA fighters told not to blow their nose when in a fight?

Oops, this was supposed to be for . There's no punch line!

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

How can you tell elephants love to travel ?

They are always packing their trunk !

What do you call an elephant the circus no longer needs?

Irrelephant.

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How bad is it when a nations power crisis can only be solved by a couple of hydroelectric plants?

Two dam bad! (OC!)

How do you tell if you're a real gangster?

Take a blud test OC

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

Where are most fish found ?

Between the head and the tail !

What does a fisherman say when he catches a fish?

His catch-phrase. Short n' Sweet, hope you like it!