What's the difference between a fish and an elephant?

OC) You really can't tell the difference between a fish and an elephant

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a wedding and a funeral?

One less drunk.

How do you tell the difference between Al Gore and the secret service when they're in the same room?

Al Gore's the stiff one.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What's the worst part about getting AIDS?

Having to tell your friend his kids should get tested.

Why can't you tell knock knock jokes about freedom?

Because freedom rings

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What don't elephants forget when they go swimming?

Their trunks.

How can you tell elephants love to travel ?

They are always packing their trunk !

Oc Jokes More Oc Jokes

How did the urologist ruin his Christmas?

OC He looked inside Santa's sack.

What did Bruce Willis find in the freezer at the morgue?

OC Icy dead people!

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What did the fish say for stinking up the sushi restaurant?

I am saury.

What do you call a fish with three eyes?

fiiish. (works when spoken :-/)