What's the difference between a fish and an elephant?

OC) You really can't tell the difference between a fish and an elephant

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between homeless people and feminists?

Sometimes the homeless get change.

What's the difference between an Engineering student and an Arts student when tying their shoes?

The arts student gets a mark for it.

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Why did the little tugboat do what all of the other tugboats told him to do?

Pier pressure

What do you tell a metal head who's walking on an icy street?

Slip not.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Why does an elephant have 4 Feet?

Because it would look ridiculous with 8 inches.

Why doesn't Kermit the Frog like elephants ?

They always want to play leap frog with him

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How does Sherlock Holmes go to the bathroom?

OC By process of elimination.

What did Bruce Willis find in the freezer at the morgue?

OC Icy dead people!

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What did one fish ask the other?

So how do you drive this thing

What did the oyster say to the fish who stole it's shell?

Stop being shellfish!" *drops microphone, walks away*